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TO CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS : "Sir, I work as a teacher in a big school." "What do you teach to the students?" "English, even to senior students". "I did not know you knew English", remarked the editor of a local English daily. "How do you teach English to the boys". "Sir, I give them copies of your newspaper and ask them to correct errors in every page". |
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BOOK - KEEPING : Ram : "What is your main subject?" Shyam : "Book - Keeping" Ram : "Now I understand why you have not returned my books!" |
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WHO DID NOT ASK QUESTIONS : A passenger on a tram asked the conductor, "Is smoking permitted?" "No," the conductor told him. "Well, where did all these cigarette butts come from?" The man in uniform replied: "From person who did not ask question." |
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AN UNDYING LOVE : Teacher : "Dilip, do you love your country?" Dilip : "Yes" Teacher : "Would you die for it?" Dilip : (thinks for a while, then answers) "No, mine is an undying love". |
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WANTS MORE : She : "Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars or a man with six children?" He : "A man with six children." She : "Can you prove it?" He : "Yes, a man with a million dollars wants more." |
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NO CHARGE : "How long were you in jail?" "Two weeks." "What was the charge?" "No charge, everything was free." |
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PAST : Lady Teacher : "Now tell me what tense is, "I am beautiful?" Sanjay : "Past." |
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