"What's crackalackin'?" -Ashley
"WTH is going on outside?! I hear whistles and Christmas music and the army... that's odd." -Me
"Nice colored pencils... :) ... Manda!" -Andy
"Dizzle is a bubble scratching nipple nugget... haha... we made up crazy words!" -Andy (What's this "we" business?)
"I should buy Mego a McDonald's gift card for Christmas. HAHA! She'd love it. She'd be... lovin' it. Wow, that was a bad joke." -Me
"Why do they call hamburgers... hamburgers? If it isn't made of ham... is it?" -Andy
"Wow, I'm graduating this year!" -Me
"It was snowing earlier and [GUY] is wearing shorts. What in the NAME of hell?! He's a frickin' retard. He's also wearing the same shirt again. For the 100th time in 3 months." -Me
"Vagisil. Mr. Sippi just said 'punch you in the face.' It needs to snow again. I'm fat." -Andy (Wow, bud. Switching topics, much?)
"I hate this class. She's all 'Find the derivitive of a + b if a = 9 and b = 3 and the square root is 72 of the invalue of 7. Go! Time's up!" -Me
"This guy just dove between my legs... randomly. To puck up a bottle cap or something. I was all, "Um. Hello? That's my vagina. Thank you.' I didn't say that of course, but it would've been amusing if I had." -Me
"There was a girl in the bathroom in her underwear drying her pants under the hand dryer." -Me
"I'm getting my tattoo on my arm. Bicep-ola. Whoo. Then I'll run up to show [BLAH] and she'll think it's sexy as H and demand that I make love to her immediately. Or at least that's how it plays out in my heart. (aww.)" -Me
*pages and pages of comments about giving you-know-who a birthday card*
"Waffle House fucking pisses me off because they are fucking hiring but they never let me know SHIT!" -Andy's Waffle House rant
"Ryans are assholes!" -Me and Andy
*Hilarious "Amanda-hits-Megan-in-the-ear-with-a-sausage-ball" comic* -Andy (for more on that, click HERE)
"*looks at your Meg meatwad comic* *bursts into sorta stifled laughter* *everyone glares at me* I think that is the most hilarious comic EVER! It's even better than the car surfing comics!" -Me
"BB says that Family Dynamics is all about girl problems. *comic of Andy surrounded by girls and one girl saying, "My vagina is smelly." while Andy covers his ears*" -Andy
"G-Unit isn't that bad looking. She's just overly wangster-like." -Me
"G-Unit is annoying and manly. She isn't good looking, but hey, if you want her... hehe." -Andy
"I don't WANT her. I'm only saying. Compared with OTHER lesbians around here, she's not THAT bad." -Me
"G-Unit IS that bad. The end." -Andy
(RANDOM LUNCH MOMENT)
Girl: *randomly talking to her friend* What is my problem!?
Me: *walking off with Andy to dump my tray* I'll TELL you what your problem is! *giggles annoyingly*
Black Girl: *glares at me violently before walking off*
Andy: Are you just TRYING to get punched in the face?!
"If I were to accidentally bestow a woman with a child... I would name it Braiden Tyler." -Andy
*Sweet discussions of our Christmas party!* (Good times, good times)
