"Remind me to take my English book home and tape the cover back on before Mrs. S sees it and charges me $700,000,000 to fix it." -Moi (well, we all know how THAT turned out... last day of school and I'm taping my book together.)
"I hate my fat face. It always sucks when it comes to taking pictures. So Yeah umm I'm retarded and failed my test in History. I'm dumb too. I wrote on the test in pen and turned it in to his pile of unwritten on tests." -Andy hits an all-time low... (PS: You are not fat, retarded, or dumb... so shut up! *friendly smile*"
"Our notebook should be an AR book. It's worth 978,9708,463,197,098,000 points. Try to pronounce THAT number, buddio." -Moi
"My teacher just walked up to me and said 'Were you wet on Sunday'" -Moi
"*12 lines of a song*" -Andy (What NOW, punk!? :P)
"They're blowing up balloons and Mr. Warnke said the balloon was happy. Oh God... he might pop the balloon. I hate that sound like whoa! Alex is sniffing the balloon all wierd like whoa. hehe. They are talking about size now.
Parents ask: What did you do today?
Me: Eh, ya know, walked up some stairs, ate lunch, smelled a happy ballooon." -Andy
"Stepho is coming today! *danceola* Ummm... I have nothing else to say cuz I'm overly excited!" -Moi
"I feel so bad about the tuna thing." -Andy
"You SUCK for having first lunch. Becca sympathetically told me. She was like, "Andy had first lunch *giggle giggle* *runs off giggling*"" -Moi
"Happy b-day, Amando! Did you go to work last night?" -Andy
"Indeed I DID go to work. And do you know what HAPPENED when I went?
Woman: I'd like 700,000,000 drinks. 2,000 of those are Sprite and 6,000,900 are Dr. Pepper and-
A: Ma'am, the drink fountains are in the lobby.
W: Well, yeah, I KNOW, But I don't want to make them
A: Ummmm...
W: Make them in your Drive-Thru!
A: Our drive-thru is busy right now...
W: I want to talk to your manager
A: *thinks: I hate you*" -Moi
"I came home from Danielle almost dying and killing us cuz she couldn't see jack shit!" -Andy (This was when she had the eyepatch)
"So APPARENTLY we're supposed to watch a movie about meth..." -Moi
"Becca wants KISSING lessons!" -Andy
"WTH!?!?!??!?!" -Moi
"I don't want to shower with guys!" -Andy (About taking P.E. his senior year)
"Farewell notebook #2! I HEART YOU FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Moi
