"I heart girls in boy underwear" -Andy
"I like girls who wear boxers. It's SEXY! Mmm..." -Moi
6 days until Idol! Whoot whoot! I'm in a party mood *does the robot*" -Andy
"Homework sucks, like my zitmonger face" -Moi
"Mrs. Sippi is hot.. and nice... and funny... and hot. Awww!" -Moi
"Sam is talking about penors. OH GOD! Now she is saying how it looks like a mushroom." -Andy
"I now HATE mushrooms." -Moi
"Amanda: *walking near [BLAH]*
[BLAH]: *being incredibly freaking sexy as HELL*" -Moi
"My tutoree f-hole only read a page and then was all 'Let's just say we tutored an hour.' Whatever chickie. They're YOUR grades." -Moi
"I've concluded that you screen my calls." -Andy
"Amanda: *walks into bedroom with a toaster strudel and turns on the TV*
Dora: *Booys (monkey) saves a cat from a tree* We did it *ghey ass "we did it" song* *after song* What was YOUR favorite part of today?
A: *giggles* The part where I fixed my hair and missed your show completely!
Dora: I liked that too.
A: *giggles wildly*
Boots: My favorite part was saving the kitty from the tree!
A: *smart-ass like* I bet that was the kitty's favorite part too! *giggles*
Dora: I bet that was the kitty's favorite part too! *giggles*
A:*stops giggling and glances about paranoidly*" -Moi
"PAM just scratched his penor. And he's wearing these shorts and you could TOTALLY see it right through them! UGH! No PAM, NO!" -Andy
"*on phone to Papa John's* You can get a sweet thing. *Everyone screams: What's a sweet thing!?!?!?!?*" -Andy (Haha... superbowl parties ROCK!)
"J. Co just said she wanted to set the school on fire... it was scary and funny at the same time." -Moi
"The girl next to me has been eating a banana all hour and we have 10 minutes left and she JUST finished. A banana! I eat bananas in 30 seconds!" -Moi
"They have Lipodissolve stuff and they inject this 'ness' into the fat and it dissolves! I need it!" -Andy
"What if they missed your 'fat' and stabbed your heart? Would your heart dissolve? They could be weapons! Lipodissolve duel! People could stab each other in the brain! Then their brains would disappear! Wow... Amanda goes psycho." -Moi
"Lipodissolve is professionally done.. haha... by doctors..." -Andy (what's THAT supposed to mean!?!)
"Blackmail Mr. X with a picture of Mrs. X naked!!!" -Moi
"Yeah, that blackmail thing wouldn't work." -Andy
"You don't think Mr. X would be upset if you had a picture of his wife naked? Cuz I do..." -Moi
"Puberty sucks times a million" -Moi
"I told [SOMEONE] that I felt bad cuz I was all pimpled out and she says 'Well, have you noticed how clear my skin is lately?' THANK YOU! I needed that boost of confidence to YOURSELF! Gargh!" -Moi
"My student teacher SUCKS with a capital CRAP" -Moi
"My boob still hurts *emphasis on still*" -Andy
"Ando, you should date! Like me! Then we can talk about the hotness of our girlfriends!" -Moi
"Yeah right. I have no one to date." -Andy
"I'm speaking in a totally hypotetical "wouldn't-it-be-cool-if" way" -Moi
"They're talking about whether or not pubic hair turns grey... how bout, who cares?" -Moi
"*singsong* Now it's time to say Goodbye AAAN 5" -Andy
