 WEEK 6 LOLLIPOP AWARDS, BY HAPPEY NOODLE BOY
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Anyone sick of watching the
Rams steamroll over their opponent on a weekly basis yet? Me neither. The
Falcons' defensive game plan, learning from the Week 3 meeting, was bent on shutting down
the aerial assault of Kurt & the Warner Brothers. It was a good plan...in
theory. I guess they forgot about #28, especially on 3rd and 26 (draw play to
Marshall for 30 yards [heeheehee]). Of course, the cruise to Win #5 had its share of speed bumps, in the form of some guys who sucked in spite of the victory. And here they are: ROBERT HOLCOMBE---Don't get me wrong---as far as versatility, speed, and explosive power goes, you're the prototype fullback. But your fumble was the ticket onto this list. You have to protect the ball when you're in that kind of traffic. ORLANDO PACE---2 false starts in the same drive. I guess that free trip to Hawaii isn't high on your list of things to do; is it? FRED MILLER---Same drive...jumped the gun for a false start. It's nice that the offense is capable of getting it done on 3rd-and-long situations, but please stick to the snap count. TORRY HOLT---Two (count 'em, two) dropped passes, and no catches to redeem yourself. Torry, the first thing we gotta do is get you a new jersey number -- I think there's a really bad vibe with #88 (check the stats on the last guy who wore it). TODD LYGHT---What is the deal with this 'tuck and roll' technique when it comes to bringing down the big dudes? Your attempt to bring down Bob Christian was equally as ineffective as the Billy Jenkins version in week 3. If you're going to just throw your body into the runner's path, try to throw a hand on the ball. AZ HAKIM---Before you take it to the house, you gotta make sure you're carrying the goods. At least your fumbles rolled out of bounds, but still... Well, kiddies, that takes care of this week's installment. Hopefully, the D will turn up the heat yet again, and teach young Tim Couch a few hard lessons in the Dome. What could be better than another lopsided romp?!?! Can you say shutout? Keep those fingers and toes crossed. GO RAMS!! |
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