3zine.jpg (21333 bytes)JUST A COUPLA LOLLIPOPS THIS TIME, BY HAPPY NOODLE BOY
(Sept 13)
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It's Monday morning, and all the Ram faithful are basking in the afterglow of an opening day victory over the Ravens.  The game balls were passed out in the locker room after the game, but now it's time for some dubious recognition.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the game lollipops, it's quite simple---it's like a game ball, except it goes to those players who did something in the game that...well, sucked.

Some of you may be thinking, 'Hey, Noodle, we won -- there's no need for pointing out who sucked yesterday...'  Well, yes, the Rams won but the game was far from flawless.  And, yes, in light of the win, my bag of suckers is a little light this week. 

Keep in mind that this week's recipients are not targets of a blanket designation (i.e. 'this guy empirically sucks'), because most of the names on this list also contributed to the victory, while still providing moments that warrant a spot on this list. So here we go:

TAJE ALLEN - Dude, you got burned by a rookie for a 28-yard TD.

ISAAC BRUCE - Your receptions were key, and it was great to see you on the field, but your personal fouls negated some big plays.

"DROP ZONE" - The following players dropped passes that were catchable, but later redeemed themselves: Marshall Faulk (went for a pick) & Torry Holt

WAYNE GANDY - Well, just because...

(floss often...
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