RST3K Opening Theme:
Dr. Yuko: Are you ready boys?
Rammstein: Aye-aye Doctor.
Dr. Yuko: I can't hear you...
Rammstein: Aye-Aye Doctor!!
Dr. Yuko: Oh! What happens in a satellite up in the sky?
Rammstein: Rammstein Science Theater!
Dr. Yuko: It's evil and erotic and humorous and wry!
Rammstein: Rammstein Science Theater!
Dr. Yuko: If fanfic nonsense be something you need...
Rammstein: Rammstein Science Theater!
Dr. Yuko: Welcome aboard, you don't have to plead!
Rammstein: Rammstein Science Theater!
Dr. Yuko: Ready?
Everybody: Rammstein Science Theater! Rammstein Science Theater! Rammstein Science Theater!
Dr. Yuko: Rammstein...Science Theater! Haha.
Welcome dear friend. I'm Dr. Yuko the brilliant madwoman, responsable for all this. I'll be your guide here, so you can find your way to our theater safely. Once there, you'll be ready to enjoy the show and the company of my slaves dear guests, the German group Rammstein!
Now, before we continue, there is something you must keep in mind. The stories here presented are products of very wicked minds, which means some of them have...disturbing contents. For instance, sex, violence, slash/yaoi, sarcasm, Mary-Sues and many other subjects that might be hazardous if not approached cautiously. So, if the idea of reading about such things make your stomach turn, or if you think your mommy and daddy will get angry if you see this page, please leave.
Otherwise...follow me to the Theater!
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UPDATES
04.05.05 - Revised Engel...new episodes coming ASAP ;o)
03.08.05 - NEW Episodes! Don't miss 03 & 04!
02.23.05 - Revised Mein Held. Currently working on Episode 03 & Slash-Sue Guide.
THE RST3K - First Season
Episode 001: First Times or The Worst fic ever Made -- [Rammstein, slash, NC-17]
Episode 002: Mein Held or The Mary Sue's First Time -- [Rammstein, het, NC-17]
Episode 003: Heirate Mich or Necrophilia for Dummies -- [Rammstein, het, PG-13]
Episode 004: Engel or Man Meets LSD -- [Rammstein, slash, NC-17]
Episode 005: ----- -- -----
coming soon..
*** Know a horrible fic that deserves to be MSTed? Want the Rammstein guys to work on it? Waste no more time: go ahead and send it to me!
THE SLASH-SUE GUIDE!
Learn how to recognize & defeat those creatures that make the Slash Side of the Fandom almost unbearable!
coming soon..
DR.YUKO
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