BubbleQuiz

1: If you happened to be sucked out into space, what would happen?
     a) It'd be a bit chilly, but otherwise OK.
     b) I'd die.
     c) Yay! A chance to visit my family!

2: Pick a word:
     a) happy! happy! happy!
     b) blue
     c) nougat

3: Of these three, which is your favorite movie?
     a) Anything with Freddie Prinze Jr.
     b) Gladiator
     c) But I'm A Cheerleader

4: You have just run over some kittens with a lawn mower. You
     a) fall over and die, but that would never happen. You would never mow a lawn.
     b) Narrator-Person, you are nasty. You are a sick fuck.
     c) think, "Damn, that's the third batch of kittens this week."

5: Your motto (if your motto had to be a stupid cliche):
     a) What you don't know can't hurt you.
     b) If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
     c) All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a
         dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play...

6: Why is this writing yellow now?
     a) It's magic writing.
     b) The Narrator-Person felt like changing colors.
     c) It's a government conspiracy with alien leaders to eliinate pink typing by means
         of mind control.

7: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
     a) A pony and a limosine.
     b) I don't know. Probably a car or a house or something.
     c) A small Mediterranean island from which I could bomb those granite bastards who
         sit there on Easter Island looking so damn smug all the time.

8: Who is the current president of the United States?
     a) Um, that George guy, right?
     b) George W. Bush
     c) Me

9: Which word best describes you?
     a) perfect
     b) me
     c) extention cord