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| Beware The Ides Of March! |
| "Beware the Ides of March," The soothsayer warned the man. But did Julius Caesar listen? No! He went to get a tan! "Beware the Ides of March!" The fortuneteller stressed. But did the Roman leader heed him? No! He went to go play chess! "Beware the Ides of March!" The humble prophet cried. Did noble Caesar pay attention? No! He took a horseback ride! "Beware the Ides of March!" The oracle did yelp. "Shut up!" insisted Caesar, "I don't need your help!" The Ides of March came and went And Caesar - well, he died. "Hey," said the psychic, "I tried." |
| No, seriously. Watch your ass. |
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