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also insult you intelligence at the same time, so protect your family, this guestbook contains explicit depictions of things which are real, these real things are commonly known as life, so if it sounds sarcastic don�t take it seriously, if it sounds dangerous do not try this at home or at all, and if it offends you, then just don�t read it.
All the times on this page are ahead by like 5 hours... dumb geocities.
These are old Replys to the Guestbook. Because of geocities retardedness, theyve decided to make the ols way of guestbooks no longer work... but all these people still signed the book, so im putting these here so i can show you how much people used to care...
Why I'm so freakin' cool: cause our new band hazardous parts or whatever its goin to be called will be awesome
Fave Cartoon: tmnt
Fave Band: offspring, opm
Fave thing to do at 4am: examine the back of my eye lids
Fave Quote: mabey, just once, someone will call me sir without adding your making a scene
Comments:
if i lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, i'd carry a
soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, i could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and i could probably hit them up for a free drink---HERES A FEW TIME-SAVING TIPS FROM ABE : old telephone books make ideal personal address books, simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know...to avoid parking tickets leave your windshield wipers turned to fast whenever you leave your car parked illegally(DISCLAIMER:doesnt always work)...No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off(no no dont really do that)
Why I'm so freakin' cool: Because I am cute, right Robbie? Heehee, and I smell good, according to James!
Fave Cartoon: Rainbow Brite
Fave Band: N*Sync!
Fave thing to do at 4am: Sleep, silly!
Fave Quote: "I am an honest man, and no one is going to hold it against me to do my duty!" (OK, I am watching Miracle on 34th Street right now......:)
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Hey babe! Well, Robbie is the cutest man I know and I love him more than life itself! And if we do partner dancing in "Music Man", he better be mine, since I am his hairstylist! Luv ya babe!
Fave Band: Asshole parade, raw power, dissucks, disenchanted, gutter mouth, discount, afi, ten foot pole, all out, D.I, Nilhilistics, Statch and the rapes, anti-world, the speds, virus 9, Agent Orange, US Chaos,Fave Quote
Fave Quote: "Punk Is NOT a look it IS a way of life" -Young Loner
Fave thing to do at 4am: Make myself stop talking on line and get to bed!
Fave Quote: "English, who needs that? I'm never going to England!" ~ Homer Simpson
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Hey Rob! You rock! Thanks so much for sending me "the song!" Thanks also for being so good to me all these years! You've been an awesome pal! Take care, man!
12/08/00 03:24:08
Name: argh
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11/22/00 18:55:37
Name: Ooga Booga Chatinooga James, 16 years of age
Fave Quote: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?! HELL NO! " Mr. John Belushi
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Rob is one of the hottest guys I know, and I don't know what I would do with myself if I didn't have him in Pre-Cal to draw with me! Thanx for being a great person and a great friend. Love, Megan:)
Fave thing to do at 4am: prolly... sleep or listen to music
Fave Quote: "everyone who is someone is really no one, why be who society wants you to be when you can be so much more....you can be yourself!" "you cant beat the system but you can still believe."-ME
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Yo robbie youre the coolest eva!talk to you soon kiddo. . .cool page, i think you need some pictures of me on there, and you know it! hehe... well keep it rad. i love ya lots you moose head! im out.lates.
Fave Band: Sublime, Less Than Jake, Catch-22, RBF, G-Love, Weezer, Zebrahead...too many....
Fave thing to do at 4am: sleep
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hey rob your page is so cool. you've added some tight stuff to it. last time i signed your guestbook i think it said something about me being your uncle...haha. i think you're awesome and i love ya sucka
11/04/00 03:55:15
Name: sydney
11/04/00 01:20:46
Name: Biased Moe
Comments: Dear Moe, "Drug addicts and alcoholics are always right"... Later, Gus
Why I'm so freakin' cool: cause I am, no questions asked.
Fave Cartoon: by far, the smurfs (although I don't remember a damn thing about them except that they were blue), no WAIT! the simpsons!
Fave Band: you're asking for a BAND, not lieka group or anything, specifically a band, i guess, so I vote for catch 22
Fave thing to do at 4am: STAY UP AND SIGN ROBBIE'S AMAZING GUEST BOOK!!!! (and sleep)
Fave Quote: "I have no legs, I have no legs..." Okay, that's not really my favorite quote, but here's a good one: "Life is short, and there's no time for fighting and fussing my friends."
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nice page, ragpipes, and now it's time for me to leave... bye! and you need some freakin pictures of me, damnit! haha, j/k....
Why I'm so freakin' cool: I can skate better than you
Fave Cartoon: Super Dave
Fave Band: H2O
Fave thing to do at 4am: porn Porn PORN!
Fave Quote: "I like WHOAmen"-Rob Moore
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Hey Rob,
Like page....but Cletus rocks the party that rocks the body. No teeth, enough said. And Douglas...thats right go salute that soda can and sing taps to it.
Why I'm so freakin' cool: i am dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and chewing ice....Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, i once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon from a horde of ferocious army ants....i am a
uthless bookie....my deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles....i can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy....The laws of physics do not apply to me. i balance, weave, and dodge all without
he aid of pants....to let off steam i participate in full contact origami....i once discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down....i make extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven....i breeds prizewinning clams
Fave Cartoon: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
Fave Band: offspring
Fave thing to do at 4am: eh-um....im usualy asleep so i dont know
Fave Quote: "if at first you dont succed ---- destroy all evidence that you tried "...." SAVE THE TREES, EAT A BEAVER!"
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as
mattresses? - Does killing time damage eternity? - Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? - If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? - How do you get off a non-stop flight? - If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he hom
less or naked? - Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines? - How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? -
Fave thing to do at 4am: be emo and write in my journal
Fave Quote: life moves pretty fast if u dont stop and look around once in a while u just might miss it-- ferris buller
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hey rob, u told me to go and sign so i did. and yea i really suck at this so im just going to go! nice website by the way. and word and i love mullets and im out! later days!
Why I'm so freakin' cool: well, ya know... its all got to do with my forehead
Fave Cartoon: Flintstones, Pokemon, Scooby Doo... well they have been what I've been watching lately.
Fave Band: Catch 22, H20, Millencolin, Goldfinger, NOFX, Radiohead, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Reel Big Fish, Jepetto, Green Day, AFI, Wesley Willis... and the list goes on
Fave thing to do at 4am: Anything that involves cronoligical order
Fave Quote: "Hey Nigger, you got the crack?" "Yeah... I do, but would ya quit callin me that?" -Dave Chapelle ...doing standup... --- and "Would you Quit bing an ass!" -Grandpa
Why I'm so freakin' cool: cuz i love SUBWAY!, Jolly Ranchers are Broot!
Fave Cartoon: spiderman
Fave Band: H20, Millencolin, and WORN THIN
Fave thing to do at 4am: SLEEP!
Fave Quote: "I wont waste my time fitting in, cuz i dont think contrast is a sin"
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Hi Robbie, cool page thingy. I love you lots, even tho things are kinda moose-like right now, but oh well, i'll have you know youre the coolest! im out. late.
