Sellout with your mom tonight, and everythings gonna be ALL RIGHT
hey... u like us... yea

Got a Fender? Nah... See, cars like this make it possible for santa clause
to deliver presents to the under-privilidged inner city children... Haleauhah!!!

This joint, was taken on a Mcdonald's monitor, as we were on top of the counter, making faces while our orders were taken,
during the busiest part of the day. It's blurred because of the digital camera/television effect. You can see me in the lower right,
with the visor and the hardcore signs. Matt's towards the middle with a tan colored shirt pointing to you... his buddy

Well, somtimes you just can't get a date... My buddy Ronald here, was just ignoring me, I kept asking him to go watch
Top Gun with me, but he just kept looking forward, and changing the subject... ya know, some people are just meanies.

And we all lived hapilly ever after... Here was DI County, the place where I was
reborn into a body known as "Raw-Bean Hoodless"... Theres the whole 'crew'!
yes: Matt is dressed as a woman.
yes: Scott is dressed in a wizard costume
yes: We are all weirdos

Whoa!!! Thank God abe had that lashing stick when I opened my bass gig bag.
This devil thing just jumped out and started flying around, and with one mighty wack, and a click,
the monster was gone... Abe is my hero.

I don't ever remember taking whis picture, I suppose Pat slipped me some
more of that liquid extacy again, but I must, say... damn, I'm freakin' sexy!

This is the opening shot to Pat's newest porno film, entitled "Drunk and Horny Again.", this
is his cat Rocky's debut film. You can buy it from such stores as 7-11 and Porno City.

This pic was taken only moments before Bo kicked me in the nuts, and went cruisng down
the hill, taking the vert halfpipe, and doing a corkscrew 540. Aren't my skiblades cool?

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