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Here you will find some great quotes (most not said by me) that I have collected over the years. Enjoy, and remember, feel FREE to send in any quotes you know of or said.
"Don't steal; the government hates competition."
"You laugh because I am different..I laugh because you are all the same!"
"Yes, I know my enemies..they're the teachers who taught me to fight me..compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite, all of which are American dreams.." -Rage Against the Machine
"By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends."
"Someone who thinks provides a nice contrast to the real world."
"Right! now ha, ha, i am an antichrist i am an anarchist don't know what i want but i know how to get it.."-Sex Pistols
"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!" -Rage Against the Machine
Funny Quotes..
"Of all the things I've lost, my mind is the thing I miss the most"-Ozzy Osbourne
"I'm in shape..round is a shape!" (that's for YOU, emilee, and no, you aren't round!!)
"If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves." (yes, I am a chocoholic!)
"Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want."
"Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" -George Carlin
"Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that's five more than the biggest number you could come up with!"
"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?"
"Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about the last words of my favorite uncle: 'A truck!'"
"Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry!"
"Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot"
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." -Homer Simpson
"Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it"
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried"
"If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip."
"Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again."
"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"
"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused."
"It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you're not"
"Life's short, make fun of it."
"The only thing you have to do in life is die."
"Me have ADD!" -Bam Margera in CKY2K (get it, it's the funniest skating/music video)
Random Quotes..
"One who finds a friend finds a treasure" -Italian Proverb
"Music low, we're all alone, being wrong never felt so right" -New Found Glory
"I sat and stared at the sky, I knew I'd find myself there again" -New Found Glory
"I get booooooored" -Deftones
"As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up."
"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well." -Tool
"Dye my eyes and call me pretty" -James
"Life is (too short) so love the one you've got cuz you might get run over or you might get shot" -Sublime
"Our fans are pretty much the anti society, just waiting for the change..they know everything sucks, and they're not afraid to say it. They're not buying records. They're the most sarcastic and objective fuckers out there. They've just been taught that everything has been blown out of proportion and is pretty stupid, if you take a second to look at it." -Chad Ginsburg, guitarist of one of my favorite bands, Camp Kill Yourself, on their fans..
