27. "I've been waiting ALL DAY for this call, damnit. You sure took you're sweet old time!"
28. Tell them you only take phone calls from dead people, and that if they aren't a ghost, "that can be changed... heheheheh!"
29. "How stupid do you think I am? Just cause' I scored a... uh... let me look for a second... *1 minute pause* 56 on my I... ummm IQ thingy... ummm..... WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?"
30. Keep them on the phone long enough for them to give you a really good reason for even calling you in the first place.
31. "Quick! Robin! A Retard! to the bat car!!!" (drop the phone)
32. "At the tone, the time will be (time) "
33. "Hello? ...Morpheus? CRAP! I've been stuck in the matrix for FAR TOO LONG! LET ME OUT!"
34. "You will perish in flames!" (hang up)
35. "Behold! The Downfall of mankind's intelligence!" (Pretend to be hosting a documentry on how people are getting dumber, using everything they say as "evidence")
36. "......is this legal?"
37. "world..... go.... BOOM!"
38. "Me and Mr. Shotgun say 'Don't call no more!'!"
39. "(indert famous person here) was on the other line... Jack @$$..."
40. "blood.... blood... BLOOOD!"
41. "Knock Knock! (get them to play along) No one... why are you knocking? " (hang up)
42. "Damn mindless corperate drones... Doing their boss' work for them... FREE YOUR MIND!!!"
43. "I see RIGHT through your scheme... This world isn't real and neither are you. And you're sending sumblimial messages via phone... EEP! (freak out) "
44. Try to make sound effects for a giant-robot-wars type anime, icluding guns, bombs and explosions.
45. Answer their questions with random food items.
46. "Coooooookies for me! Me! me me me me me me me me me.... (sing a song of "me"'s) "
47. "47. The number no one gave a rip about. .......... Once apoun a time there was a number, and his name was 47. No one lived him, so one day he ran away from number land.... (tell a children's story about the number 47) "
48. "VOTE (insert last name here) FOR PERSIDENT IN 08'!"
49."Knives.... c-c-c-ut... things...... they go.... CHOP!"
50. (solem voice) "*sigh* such is the fate of a moron."