I'm sooooo not responsible if you were to get into any trouble with the law, whatsoever, if you were to actually use these. They're for ENTERTAINMENT ONLY!!!
(You know... I'm not exactly PAID to do these...)
(Copyrighted and stuff, no stealies!)
2. (Mono-tone) " The Crazies have come to get me. I fear I have not much longer to live. Please... let me die... in... peace... " *drop phone*
3. (With a Touch-tone phone) *press random buttons durring the call* "Hee hee... this is fun!"
4. "ONCE AGAIN! Just this time... with more inthusiasm, kay?"
5. (If you get one of those annoying recorded-message thingies.. try to contact a human, and scream) "CHEATER!!!"
6. "I bet you're going to hang up before me..." (Make a game out of Who can stay on the line the longest)
7. (Solem, monotone-ish) " Mr./Mrs. (Insert last name here) doesn't live here anymore..."
8. "You know... every time the phone rings, my neighbors shoot at the house with a shotgun... this time they broke a window... STOP CALLING DAMNIT!!!"
9. (Offering) ".... potato?" (After a long period of silence after they're done)
10. "If this is about the pandas, I TOLD YOU! They were taken to the zoo! WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE?!"
11. mumble
12. Drop the phone and just leave it there, on the floor. Listen for the reaction.
13. "This is a toughie... " *think out loud about it for about 5 minutes, then yell "No!"
14. Ask them about their day. Question that they actually did the events they described.
15. "That's what YOU think!"
16. Question the existance of you, the person at the other end of the line, the phone, and any other objects in the room out loud.
17. *start crying* "GAAAAAAAAH! I DON'T KNOW!!!!"
18. (Menacing, mono-tone) "I am the angel of death... the time of purification is apoun us..."
19. (zombie-like) ".....brains.... brains.... BRAINS!!!!..."
20. (Child's voice) "Are you my mommy?"
21. Don't talk. SING out your words!
22. (After everything that they say) "So..... umm.... why'd you call again?"
23. "c-cc-c-c-ccc---cccoooooofff-f-f-f-feeee..... ff-f-f-f-or-r-r-r- .... meee--eeee-eee"
24. "I get one phone call a day and it's wasted on this load of BULL?"
25. If they use a voice-recorded message, respond with a voice-recorded rejection.