Short and sweet one for today since I'm in a hurry to get things done I just rush and rush until lifes no fun, all I really gotta do is live and die, but I'm in a hurry and dont know why.
(haha...COUNTRY MUSIC LYRICS! AGHAGHAGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
at least I dont know who sings it, but if you do, and you know who you are, then...well, whatever-
nah, ok, today I just have an announcement to make, because someone earned the MULTITASKING AWARD for the Day:
This morning I observed a young man, traveling rather speedily down the sidewalk. Upon further inspection I found that he was propelling himself via roller blades. Inventive campus travel device. I then also noted that he was carrying a book bag and a few books. And THEN he crossed an intersection, all the while, talking on his cell phone. Because of his capabilities, he will receive the Multitasking Award for the Day.
A commemorative certificate can be retrieved by visiting www. Look, I'm Stupid .com-
Speaking of clorox, I'm still wondering if I could have contracted HIV from a mosquito I squished on my arm yesterday...there was a good bit of blood in the little sucker...and images of the billboard that reads "Brother, you're all the same to me, Sincerely , HIV" off of Ponce de Leon floats through my head. THen today my friend Christyna told me a friend of hers from Guatemala who is a plastic surgeon (not that that has anything to do with the topic of the story) just found out that the child he and his wife adopted about a year ago is HIV positive. So they're trying to find all these clinics and stuff. Sad, but all I needed to remind me of the mosquito incident. Sigh
Anyway, my last page was short and sweet b/c the entries were too lenghty, and today I'm headed out of here by 5....I think I have some overdue books at the GSU library and I brought them with me today but I already started thinking of reasons to not turn them in yet, I wonder if I can check them out again over the phone...hehe...wait, maybe I can only do that at home b/c my mom works there..hmm...wait, should I even be saying that on the internet? She could be fired...SHE DIDN"T DO IT! IT's SOMEONE ELSE! anyway, we publish routes of invasion all over the freking television and then some dumbass in the government says "Officials are not sure how they knew, but they were prepared for our attack" so I'm sure this is nothing-
Out-Rach