Locations
With Papersation being in a universe, there of course have to be locations
within that universe for Papersation to happen/deface/destroy/generally do bad
things to.
Earth |
Mars |
The Ethererium
Earth
Generally regarded as the home of humanity, and also one of many places the
Papersation crew have visited over the course of time. It is kind of a given,
since the main crew all come from Earth, but they spend so much time all over
the place, that when they are on Earth, they are classed as visitors.
Earth is a blue-green planet: the green bits you can stand on, and the blue
bits you can stand on only if your name is Jesus, or you are really good at
magic. Some of the green bits are not actually green: some of those green bits
are brown, as they are deserts. Not all of them have always been deserts, it
just depends where the US Army's been recently. There are also some white bits,
which people are trying to melt by using aerosols. There is a small red bit
where Iraq is: that is also where the US Army is.
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Mars
The red planet in the same solar system as Earth. To most people, its just
a dead piece of red rock. To RacePro, it is home.
RacePro calls himself the Evil Overlord of Mars, as this instills fear in all
those who meet him. However, those who then remember that Mars is dead stop
shitting themselves, and are merely wary of the twin katanas being pointed
straight at them.
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Mars is a cold, barren place, except where RacePro has built his mansion,
which is under a habdome, keeping the temperature a nice 25�C all year. The
mansion is the only interesting feature except for Mount Olympus, and contains
a gymnasium, a jacuzzi, an Olympic swimming pool, and a motor racing complex,
complete with 3.5-mile Grand prix circuit, 4x4 and quadbike off-road courses,
and a 1.5-mile karting track.
Just because Mars is a dead planet, doesn't mean there isn't life on it: after
all, this is Papersation. The mansion is staffed by many robots, all programmed
with RacePro's Three Laws of Robotics. Two of these robots were dispatched to
climb Mount Olympus. It was thought they would take 9 months to reach the
summit. 3 years on, and they have climbed halfway up. RacePro had the
mathematibot 'reprogrammed' with a large sledgehammer as punishment.
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The Etherer(ererererer... etc.)ium
The Ethererium is a strange place, which is destroyed by its creation, and
is created by its destruction, rather like a suicidal phoenix. It is also a
place where it is too easy to type too many 'er's when writing its name (or
is that just me? - Ed).
The Ethererium is the source of much strangeness, most notable of which is the
mass invitations. These were sent many moons ago, and each was the size of a
small planetoid.
A detailed description of the Ethererium is a pointless undertaking, at least
until the MIW have figured out the secrets held within (and how to order a
pizza over the phone).
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