Inventions

Papersation wouldn't be Papersation without some ridiculous weaponry and other inventions. Here is a quick rundown of the most well-known items from the Papersation Universe.

The Flab Cannon

The Flab Cannon, as the name suggests, is a weapon similar to the Flak Cannon from Unreal Tournament, but somewhat modified. Instead of firing superheated metal shards or shells, it showers with drops of boiling fat, or lobs large spheres of heated lipids, which explodes on impact with any solid or liquid surface.

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The Bad News Drive

Everyone knows how fast bad news travels, so it was only a matter of time until someone harnessed this property, and turned it into a propulsion system. Proven to cross the galaxy in about half an hour, it has revolutionised interplanetary transport in the Papersation Universe. However, its usefulness is being challenged by advances in the understanding of the Ethererium.

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The Daemonic Weaponry

There have been a total of three: a chainsaw, a powerdrill, and a PDA.

The chainsaw and powerdrill started life as normal power tools, but they became possessed by daemons. The exact cause of this is not known, and most likely will never be disclosed.

The PDA had similar humble beginnings, but one day RacePro became fed up with the device's performance. Enlisting the help of an mage, aincient spell books, and a large sum of money, banished the machine's original software, with the intention of replacing it with something better. At this point, RacePro got fed up, and started mixing one of his famous concoctions. Without realising, the mage used the concoction, causing the PDA to be possessed by a daemon, which started running wild.
How RacePro managed to master the daemon is unknown, but he did it, and now unleashes all sorts of electronic nastiness using it. He still favours his concoctions and katanas, but for real devastation, nothing beats a good old virus.

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Explosive Cheese

A relatively recent invention, used as it lulls people into a false sense of security when they hear what you're using as ammo. The fact that the entire Papersation universe is filled with stuff like this reinforces the fact it exists. While great care must be taken when handling it (it is a percussive explosive), it can however be processed and used in cheeseburgers. When used in McDonald's cheeseburgers, it actually makes them better.

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