There's no lock on these doors. You're all free to join us.
Besides, would a lock keep you out, or us in...?
I don't believe in formalities. You're here now, in my website, and that's that. However, seeing as how I already have an introduction, I suppose I could bother to introduce you to the place anyway. But you don't get any more than a paragraph. Basically, this is my union against conformists. It is an act to unify but not group the diverse wave of freaks on the internet into a band of merry men. And women. And two-toed sloths. You know what I meant.
Slow-loading pics, looping sounds, and Java are not allowed in this place. It's just nice and simple...accessing technology without fully utilizing it, in an attempt to rebel against Silicon Valley's massive grip on our realities. Well, that and the fact that there's about 13 more megabytes of memory left on my crappy old computer. Also, cussing is not only not prohibited, but highly-favored, when it has a purpose. I like to hear what people have to say, no matter how pointless and crude it is. Really, though, that's the only quasi-point of this waste of cyberspace: rebelling against something no one even knew could/should be rebelled upon. I'm just a rebel without a point. And I just realized that I totally blew my one paragraph rule. C'est la vie.
