When the weight of the world has got you down
and you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
and problems with the wife,
Don't throw in the towel
'cause there's a place right down the block,
Where you can drink your misery away.
At Flaaaaming Moe's, (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's,
Let's all go to Flaming Moe's)
When liquor in a mug
Can warm you like a hug,
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.