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Please keep in mind I'm not trying to sell anything to you...in fact, if anything this page will convince you not to buy the items found here.
This page was made for me to include little odd's and ends I find on the web.. Look what I found today! Our dear, plastic, Professor Snape sneering in the cold as tiny stars and snowflakes are hurled from above.
Where did you find that!?
Uh....somewhere....
If I ever find out who is making these stupid little toys, they will have detention for life....*Glares at Avah*
What? I just found it ok, I have nothing to do with your little plastic toy body.
SILENCE! It's people like you who buy these-these-THINGS.
Oh please, I'm too old for toys *hides Snape snowglobe behind back*

You have got to be jokeing.
You'd think they'd have more pride than that.
Why haven't I been told all this crap is being produced in my name!?
I don't know, but if I can get more people to visit my website because of it I say bring it on.
*glares at Avah*
Sorry...but you have to admit, it's really funny. Hee hee, now all your fans can stick your face on any part of their bodies!
I don't find it humorous at all, and you shouldn't either.  *spits on the ground bitterly*
...You just spit on my shoe.
Hee hee! Look, its a Snape ornament!
This is the last straw! Where do you find this-this-this JUNK!?
I found this one on Ebay. Ha ha, could you imagine this thing hanging on your tree!? o_O What would the neighbors think?
Ten points from Ravenclaw!
Im not in Ravenclaw...
*Spitting* TEN POINTS FROM WHATEVER HOUSE YOU'RE IN!!!
...But Im a Slytherin, remember?
*sneering* How did you  get in Slytherin?
How did you get an ornament made after you?
DETENTION!
Ugh, me and my big mouth.
What is that?
I dont know, but it's supposed to be you.
How much of this must I endure?
Calm down, there is a lot of stuff made in your name that's not too bad. Im only finding the bad stuff. There's some good stuff.
Like what?
Like the action figure of you...*muttering* even though you look fat...
What did you say?!
Uh-Nothing!
This isn't  being sold but I promised Iris (web designer help) I'd put it on somewhere.
WHAT IS THAT.
It's from some doll maker thing Iris found. She was going to put it on the main page but I didn't agree.
*blood boiling* The main page?!?
Yeah, she's so ornery ^_^;
This content will be removed. DETENTION. FOREVER. Is that understood? I will not have this foolishness...
T_T  Yes Professor...b-but it wasn't me-
*Spit flying from mouth...ew* Silence child you're in enough trouble already!


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