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I'm sure you've all seen this section before. ^_^;
My god, how many of these damn things do I have to do!? Why are these insolent little girls so fascinated with asking me stupid questions!?
Calm down Professor. You know our written agreement.
I am never signing anything ever again.
Well then...I guess you won't be needing your checkbook...*makes a grab for it*
*Swats Avah's hand away* Greedy pompous.
Ass. Just answer the questions.
DETENTION. And if you talk back to me again you'll be sorry indeed.
Ha! Success, a new bag of mail has just arrived. Our first question...*sniff*
Dear Snape,

  Hi? Are you always angry with the Gryffindor's? Why can't you be nice to them?

   LilAngel17

Congratulations, you have now unveiled a new level of hatred in me I had not yet discovered.
That's not an answer!
This question is irrelevant! Look at it! She put a question mark after "Hi". I refuse to answer any questions not properly written or thought out.
Prof. Snape,

Why do you want to be the DADA teacher so bad?

   LadyFaith

I feel that I could educate students better if I were teaching in that field. Much better than the previous Defence Against Dark Arts teachers...I'm sure I dont need to name them all.
I thought Lupin was kinda cute...and good...and talent-
Silence! Your opinion was not requested!
Dear Professor Snape,

What do you wear to bed?

     Junebug

*unamused* Nightclothes obviously.
Yo Snape

What do you have against Sirius anyways?

    Angel
*growls* That's none of your business.
Dear Snape

        I noticed you wear green.
          
        QTGrl

Unfortunently your typing skills doesn't forfit your stupidity.
Dear Professor Snape

Do you watch any t.v? If you do, what is your favorite t.v show?
       
                      Adam
Just Shoot Me.
You don't even watch t.v!
No, but I agree with the title.
Professor Snape

Are you in love with any of the Hogwarts teachers?

                              Caty

Who I am in love with is none of your concern.
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