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| I'm sure you've all seen this section before. ^_^; My god, how many of these damn things do I have to do!? Why are these insolent little girls so fascinated with asking me stupid questions!? Calm down Professor. You know our written agreement. I am never signing anything ever again. Well then...I guess you won't be needing your checkbook...*makes a grab for it* *Swats Avah's hand away* Greedy pompous. Ass. Just answer the questions. DETENTION. And if you talk back to me again you'll be sorry indeed. |
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| Ha! Success, a new bag of mail has just arrived. Our first question...*sniff* | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dear Snape, Hi? Are you always angry with the Gryffindor's? Why can't you be nice to them? LilAngel17 Congratulations, you have now unveiled a new level of hatred in me I had not yet discovered. That's not an answer! This question is irrelevant! Look at it! She put a question mark after "Hi". I refuse to answer any questions not properly written or thought out. |
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| Prof. Snape, Why do you want to be the DADA teacher so bad? LadyFaith I feel that I could educate students better if I were teaching in that field. Much better than the previous Defence Against Dark Arts teachers...I'm sure I dont need to name them all. I thought Lupin was kinda cute...and good...and talent- Silence! Your opinion was not requested! |
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| Dear Professor Snape, What do you wear to bed? Junebug *unamused* Nightclothes obviously. |
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| Yo Snape What do you have against Sirius anyways? Angel *growls* That's none of your business. |
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| Dear Snape I noticed you wear green. QTGrl Unfortunently your typing skills doesn't forfit your stupidity. |
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| Dear Professor Snape Do you watch any t.v? If you do, what is your favorite t.v show? Adam Just Shoot Me. You don't even watch t.v! No, but I agree with the title. |
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| Professor Snape Are you in love with any of the Hogwarts teachers? Caty Who I am in love with is none of your concern. |
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