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| The "Things That Suck List" by Corey |
| UPN WB Joey Lawrence Suzanne Somers Carson Daly Barbara Walters Ted Koppel Bob Costas "Funniest Home Videos Sally Jesse Rafael people on the Springer Show rap music The Crocodile Hunter Paul Hogan Wisconsin Leyendas Mexicanas turtles armadillos "When Animals Attack" and other such shows Dukes of Hazzard mathemagicians sloths polyesther short guy shorts Speedos Ford Escorts "Gremlins" movie Gremlin cars Prince 80's big hair bands Oompa Loompas "Hollywood Squares" Alex Trebek Happy Meals prom Karl Malone Mary Poppins Powerpuff girls Dexter's sister |
| Junior from "Problem Child" NFL John Madden XFL Dick Vitale car dealers "Bobby's World" "Darkwing Duck" "The Real World" "Road Rules" Bozo the Clown "Captain Planet" Mr. Wilson "Saved by the Bell" Boris and Natasha The Roadrunner The kangaroo that beat up Sylvester Pauly Shore goats "Fantasia" Plymouth "thugs" Pictionary Bright lights brown paper towel fabric softener smell gas station clerks Global Warming Milwaukee streets snow (only good on hills!) Pat Sajak Tickle-Me Elmos Big Bird Beanie Babies TV dinners telemarketers radio Disney (this means the company, not DisneyWorld. People seem to think Disney only consists of rollercoasters and not stupid movies) |
| Doogie Howser Ronald McDonald Mr. Rogers and that trolley thing The Lucky Charms Leprachaun school planners Kool-Aid guy Eminem "Cops" TV show Laura Lipschitz or whatever "Titanic" New York Yankees Vanilla Ice George Clooney "LaFours" from Mallrats Dixie Chicks Fine Young Cannibals Donald Duck The frog from the WB boy bands Tommy Lee Willy Wonka Abercrombie & Fitch Gilbert Godfried Whoopi Goldberg Power Rangers Sobe RC Cola credit card commercials Green Day Kurt Loder Macy Gray Missy Elliott |
| Here is the FULL version of the list. For sake of censhorship, the school decides it's not "appropriate" to say "Things That Piss Me Off" but I don't think the internet has a problem with it. I mean, if you can post pornography on this wonderful invention, then why not say piss. So, from now on, this list will be known as "Things That Piss Me Off" |
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