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| Things That Piss Me Off |
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| Richard Simmons Sally Struthers wobbly chairs stone walkways Ford Edsels hatchbacks "The Dating Game" Harmony cereal Reality TV shows almonds cocunuts Mounds candy bars Alan Greenspan "Moesha" school desks Red Lobster commercials scoundrels YM Magazine Teen Magazine froth chipmunks '91 Chevy Cavalier Sedans KFC wide loads clocks with hands (second hand and minute hands, not little body feature hands) George W. Bush thin kleenexes that irritate my nose Goosebumps books censhorship Judge Judy backseat drivers boogers Digimon hiccups ER (it's a hospital show, how many diseases can you really show for 6 fucking years!? If you've seen one severed arm, you've seen them all!) teachers who think your life revolves around their class and their class only the dentist |
| graduated drivers' licenses runny noses Metallica's suit against Napster roaches 1-ply toilet paper Bob Saget Casey Kasem hand blow-driers SOME grocery store clerks chain letters junk mail Limp Bizkit Lieutenant Dan & Jenny from "Forrest Gump" "TV Funhouse" on Comedy Central the lottery Datsuns topless fortune tellers with three nipples the number 4 so-called "long life" batteries vomit (and the process of -ing) kleptomaniacs allergies noisy fans fire/tornado drills VCR's canciones gum underneath shoes/desks logarithms sweat stains sweet pickles Katie Couric yellow traffic lights people I hate Catherine Zeta-Jones "Grease 2" Phil Collins Sting people who shake trees after a rain when you're standing underneath physicals |
| Dan Rather people who over-do it while singing the "Star-Spangled Banner" The Discovery Channel and The Learning Channel slasher movies with 7 sequels plastic chip clips Steven Seagal The "Girls Gone Wild" commercials and videos early 90's dance "hits" Dhali Lama (I know I know, THE DHALI LAMA!!! Yes the Dhali Lama, he's never done anything for me, and until he does, I'm not convinced!) NRA - specifically Charlton Heston cloning Rosie O'Donnell loud gum chewers fake 'n' bake (no-sun tanning) Lifetime Network Product 19 cereal take-off "Millionaire" gameshows The chick from "The Weakest Link" bigots fascists Sam Goody (let's face it, most of the time, "Goody Ain't Got It") BMG and Columbia House mail-order music catalogs Tom Brokaw Peter Jennings Matt Lauer Award Shows (sure they can be cool, but there's too many of them. There are also too many damn categories! "And now presenting the award for 'Best Supporting Actor in a Horror Flick Starring Neve Campbell...'") visors worn upside-down and backwards (the purpose is to block the sun, not to make people look "ghetto-like") remixes to slow love songs people that are supposed to pick up the roadkill (the poor dead thing lies there for weeks before somebody picks it up, get our there and do your damn jobs!) |
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