Theres this guy that omg he's such a heart throb. I mean if you saw this guy you would know.. Hes so perfect, hes cute, hes funny, he has a great personality, well now that i think about he does have a few flaws but we can work on those. Anyways before I get to carried away theres one problem.. hes a few years older than me and hes forever joking my age. Its not that big of an age diffrence.. well it kinda is but not anything too serious. I mean I am kinda cute myself ( not to sound conceeded or anything) and look kinda older than I am (so people tell me) so I dont see why he doesnt like me. Or maybe he likes me but he just is afraid people will judge him wrong because of the age diffrence. But if he really likes me then he wouldnt care what people think right? Wow im real confused! I donno I just dont understand why we can't be together. Can you help me out on this lil problem i have here? Thanks!
* A confused girl who just wants the man of her dreams! ( or close to it)
First allow me to alleviate the confusion that you are most obviously having: this man is, without a doubt, the man of your dreams. No need to worry about this anymore or pretend like you�re undecided about this. It�s fact. I don�t even need to know who this person is, I can just tell by intuition that this guy is the man of every girl�s dreams. So now that that�s out of the way, let�s move on to your real problem. I�m......I mean....this perfect, cute, funny, man of your dreams is.....more than likely between the ages of say 18 and 20. And judging by your grammar, punctuation, and spelling, I would guess that you�re between the ages of.......9 and 11. Now that, my little friend, is a big difference. Because not only is it taboo......it�s very freaking illegal! So regardless of how much older than six you look, or how cute you may believe yourself to be, I�m sure your dream guy does not consider it a fair trade-off to have a four year old little friend to babysit and in exchange to be hauled of to jail to have a 42 year-old large bald boyfriend afterwords. Not my idea of a good time and I�m sure it�s not his either. I know this may cause you a little bit of distress. But I hear there are some cute little boys in the church nursery. And since they can�t actually talk yet, there�s no way they can turn you down. I wish you luck. Later.
Jeff