You are an idiot. I completely disagree with the advice that you gave to "a guy"... You have some misconstrued views of the modern woman, and I am pretty much the complete opposite of the mysterious woman you describe. I will tell all of my mysterious female friends of your advice and we will then stone you.
-still bitter about being handcuffed to a chair
You know what? Who are you to criticize my views, huh? How many women have you gone out with in your day? Hmm? Alright then. So how do you know what methods actually work on women and which don't? If you know so much about it, then why don't you help out "a guy from JMU" and tell him what you do to pick up girls! Cause my methods have gotten me like so many.........well........more girls than yours have gotten you! How about that? Guys know just as well what works on girls as girls do if not just from trial and error. Therefore, it is entirely possible to have a male with sufficient insight to help another male out with what girls like and what they don't. And I'm telling you....I am that male! My methods really-no.......sort of-no..........have-no..........well, could work. You never know. So unless you can write me back and tell me how many more women than me you have successfully pursued, then I think this argument is over. Thank you for your email and I accept your apology for insulting me. And also for the threat from stoned women....I mean.....stonING women. Whichever. Later.
Jeff
P.S.-Haha! You were handcuffed to a chair! Once again my keen insight into womenfolk is telling me that it was at a chorus rehearsal and some incredibly dashing, suave, sexy young stud handcuffed you to one of the chairs and you couldn't move and everyone laughed at you. Am I right? That's ok; you don't have to admit it if you don't want to...my insight knows all. Anyways, I've also concluded that this is the true source of your aggression and you know deep inside that my methods are fool-proof. I understand your hostility, and I forgive you. Bye.