Pterodactyl Man

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PTEROLYNX

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LOW-BROW COMIX

NEW!!
Sing-Along With
PTERODACTYLMAN!!

WHO IS
PTERODACTYLMAN!?

The Rumours ARE RIFE!!!

PTERODACTYLMAN'S EGG-STINKED?

...PTERODACTYLMAN is a HAIKU GURU !?

...PTERODACTYLMAN has a SILENT "P" in the BATH!?

PTERODACTYLMAN is ALMOST TOTALLY UNAFRAID
of wearing his UNDERPANTS on the OUTSIDE!?

PTERODACTYLMAN'S SURREALISTIC COMMENTARY on
LOCAL and INTERPLANETARY topics using
the 3 line - 17 syllable poetic form of SENRYU HAIKU
whilst creating SPONTANEOUS WEIRD'B'GRADE MOVIE SOUNDSCAPES
is unlike lots of other stuff!?

Known from Late Jurassic and Cretaceous fossils (159?5 million years ago)
in eastern Africa and Europe. Members of the typical genus, Pterodactylus,
ranged from the size of a sparrow to that of an albatross.
Pterodactyls had slender, delicate teeth that were angled forward
(possibly for use as straining devices), long metacarpal bones, and a short tail.
They were probably able gliders but not efficient as active fliers,
and they apparently lacked feathers. Unlike the archaeopteryx,
the pterodactyl is not an ancestor of the birds!!!

...IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE that MAYBE
ALL of these RUMOURS are PERHAPS not UNTRUE...
...NOW READ ON...and KNOW..

The ORIGIN Of
PTERODACTYLMAN

Dr Terry Dacht-Ullman, renowned ETHNOMUSICOLOGIST
and MANGA-MANAGEMENT THERAPY CONSULTANT,
was SLEEPING near a fire DEEP INSIDE a MYSTERIOUS CAVERN within MT. FUJI ,
when a FOSSILISED PTERODACTYL EGG
that had been AMONGST the ROCKS used to SURROUND the fire
CRACKED OPEN with the INTENSE HEAT

and began EXUDING WEIRD VAPOURS!!!

SOME of the FOSSIL-FUELED FUMES wafted into
the traveller's NOSTRILS as he lay dreaming...
...MORPHING ITS WAY into his DNA
(dreamy,nearly awake) CONSCIOUSNESS, causing HYBRID CELLULAR REALITIES
to MANIFEST in the FORM of
LIVID-RED LAVA-LIKE LIZARDY-LATEX LESIONS on the LONER'S LIMBS!!!

...This, coupled with an INSCRUTABLE sense of
TIMELESSNESS, gave him
the EXTRA-PTERRESTRIAL POWER to
PSUCCINCTLY PSUMMARISE
any observed PSITUATION by composing a QUICK HAIKU
to the ASTONISHMENT of ALL CONCERNED.
...for a MORE DETAILED rendering of this ENIGMATIC
CULT FIGURE's ORIGIN - SEE
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