The Pterodactylman Con's/Piracy Page

......HEY !!! YOU'VE JUST STUMBLED INTO THE SECRET PTERODACTYLMAN /CON'S PIRACY SECTOR !!. . . .TRUTH? ...OR BULLSHIT ??!! ..YOU DECIDE!!! ...WARNING !!!! ...SOME NAUSEA MAY RESULT ... THESE WORDS ARE MOVING ANNOYINGLY BACK AND FORTH... SO THAT THEY CAN'T BE TRACED OR COPIED !?!!! ... WARNING !!!! ... EXHIBIT NUMBER 1 : ...... THE POSSUM EXPORT CONSPIRACY !!! ..... !

......DID YOU KNOW THAT A GREAT MANY POSSUMS ARE BEING BRED IN CAPTIVITY IN TASMANIA WHERE THEY ARE FED ON FRUIT THEN BOILED TO REMOVE THEIR FUR COATS BEFORE AUSTRALIAN OFFICIALS 'OKAY' THEIR EXPORT TO HONG KONG ? Well -you do NOW�

......THERE ARE MANY MYSTERIES STILL TO BE SOLVED BY PTERODACTYLMAN ...LIKE , WHY DO THEY PUT THOSE LITTLE WHITE PLASTIC TABLES IN OUR PIZZA BOXES ? and more importantly...WHEN WILL THE SMALL CHAIRS BE DELIVERED?�...........

......ANAGRAMS FOR GEORGE .W. BUSH :....�

...... WE BEG : GO RUSH ! ...... HOG WEB SURGE ...... HE GREW BOGUS ...... HUGE SOB GREW ...... EGO GUSH BREW ......RUB WHOSE EGG? ...... SUB WHORE EGG ! .... .. GO HEBREW GUS! ...... SEW HUGE 'BORG'!...... HE GREW U.S. GOB! ...... BOG , WEE , SHRUG ? ..........�

......ANAGRAMS FOR OSAMA BIN LADEN :....�

...... A LESBIAN NOMAD ?...... A BALD MAN NOISE ...... ABANDON A SMILE ...... I'M *SO* A BANAL END ...... A BAD ISLAM NEON ...... ANAL BIAS DEMON ......... A SNOB-LED MANIA ......� A SALAMI NOB DEN......... MIEN NOB ? A SALAD ? ...... A ' N.A.S.A.' LIMBO END ? ..........

..... ANAGRAMS FOR BRITNEY T.SPEARS .....

..........BAPTISTRY SNEER........TRY BEANS PRIEST........NAB PRIEST'S TYRE......PRAY BITTERNESS.......BEAST RIPS ENTRY.......ITSY BAR SERPENT.......BARE PENIS TRYST......BARN PETS YET , SIR ? ...... TINY BREASTS REP. .....BRATTY SIREN'S E.P. ........PERT ENTRY BASIS........TRY TEEN BRA PISS.......BRA RESENTS PITY......BRATTY RIPENESS.......REST YE PINS - BRAT !.......PETTY BAR SIRENS.........TRY PETER'S BASIN .......RENT IT , PASSERBY........RYE TRIPS ABSENT......TRY BRAS EPSTEIN........RESIN TYPE BRATS.......�

.....ANAGRAMS FOR JULIE ANDREWS : ....

...... DALI JEW NURSE....JEW LAD'S URINE.....UNWED JAILERS.....I, WARDEN JULES.....EIN WALRUS-JED! ......WE INJURED SAL .....I SEW LARD , JUNE ...... NEE: LURID JAWS ....RUDE JAWLINES .....IRAN DUELS JEW .......JEW DINER SAUL .....WIN JUDAS LEER..........�

......PTERODACTYLMAN READ THIS ....IN A GIDEON'S BIBLE IN A MOTEL IN WARREN , N.S.W. , AUSTRALIA , AND ,HE BELIEVES, IS A DIRECT REFERENCE TO -'CHICKEN SALT !!!'........�

..................."And they shall consume the winged fowl of the land as though they were DUST ! ".....................

......SINCE THE READING , PTERODACTYLMAN HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND THE QUOTED 'BIT' EVER AGAIN !! CAN 'YOU' FIND THE REMARKABLE "CHICKEN SALT " REFERENCE ???......�

Also known widely as the Fire Bird, the phoenix is a profound symbol of life and rebirth. It has a life cycle of 500 to 600 years and after that amount of time, it sets itself on fire and dies in the flames. Then, after three days, it rises again from the ashes. It is a completely benign creature who lives in dew. It is said that the phoenix has a beautiful melodious song which grows ever more mournful as its life comes to an end/beginning. It is also a symbol of the sun and immortality.
What mythical beast best represents you?Take the quiz!

......IN NUMEROLOGY THE WORD 'FOX' equates with 666... IF THE A is 1 , B is 2 , C is 3 etc... UP TILL 9 ...THEN YOU START ANOTHER ROW ( CONTINUE IN ALPHABET ORDER ) - UP TO 9 etc ......THE CODE IS REVEALED !...... IT SURE gives NEW MEANING TO 20TH CENTURY 666.....666 STUDIOS SYDNEY........ "I WANT MY 666-TEL" .........MICHEAL J 666.....SAMANTHA 666...WHAT A "FOX" !�

...........???.... WHAT ABOUT THOSE QUESTION MARKS - DON'T THEY LOOK A BIT SUSPICIOUS ....??? ....that's right ...upside down 666 's !!! ......�

......THIS ONE WAS SENT IN BY MS. K. BIDDLE : ......"WHY DO THEY CALL IT YOUR BOTTOM WHEN IT ISN'T REALLY THE BOTTOM ??? "......�

......THIS ONE WAS SENT IN BY MS. S.DUTT: ......"WHAT EXACTLY IS THE FRUIT FLAVOUR IN JUICY FRUIT CHEWING GUM??? "......�

..........SEND PTERODACTYLMAN YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORY...AS LONG AS IT IS RIDICULOUS !email Pterodactylman EVEN THOUGH it IS already TOO LATE !!! or ...IS IT ? !!... WARNING ! ...SOME NAUSEA MAY RESULT ... ..............�

..........." COULD THIS BE AN ACTUAL SIGHTING OF PTERODACTYLMAN ? "...... This ACTUAL 'UNTOUCHED' PHOTO snapped by 'AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER' at The TAP Gallery in Sydney sometime last year...........�

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NEW EVIDENCE OF PTERODACTYLMAN
THROUGHOUT EARTH'S HISTORY!!!

-Pterodactylman depicted here in ACTUAL LITHOGRAPH

wandering the fields of Europe
prescribing "Chicken Salt Remedies"
during The Black Plague

whilst wearing "A Plague Doctor Costume"
as a disguise with ...
"a pointy stick" in his hand...