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| new improved taste. same old crap. |
| The Legend of the Stubbed Toe Dance This is the beautiful and haunting dance theat only human beings do when they seriously impact the larger of the foot digits. It can include: |
| 1.) The constant waving or flapping of hands to flush out the pain. 2.) The hissing mantra sound and labored breathing to begin the mystical healing process. 3.) Clockwork regularity. It's always the same coffee table, isn't it? |
| ...and what goes on in my cranium! |
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| To the Stink-Eye! |
| * = includes adult language you've probably used before when stubbing the toe |
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