Welcome to my CENSORED page of documented occurences in my little, uneventful life. (If you read anything that does not make sense, chances are, I took things out to make little people happy.
February 14, 2001
Winnie the Pooh..lalala.
February 25, 2001
I have a hairball in me throat today. Remind me never to kiss Muffin whilst wearing lip balm, even if it does have sparkles in it.
February 21, 2001
Today I was waved at by a goony, middle-aged guy with a cowboy hat on. I feel special.
I hate it when some people call me "cutie."
February 29, 2001
Today I um...oh wait today never happened...sorry. I was looking at the wrong calendar...sheesh!
March 1, 2001
I got a hole in my sock today.
I found out my mum calls me on occasions "luv," but mostly when she wants me to leave her alone.
March 3, 2001
I have a gel pen that smells like fruitloops and I like to sniff it.
I see coloured elephants! Wait a second, what are they doing eating glittered bananas?
There were long lines at the grocery stores because of people needing extra toliet paper for the big blizzard we're supposed to get.
March 5, 2001
I saw the popemobile today and almost fainted; she looks so good on the telly!
They sell kiwi fruit in the fruit department at the grocery store. I never realised how much sense that makes before.
March 6, 2001
It looks like the *** gave himself a haircut. If he didn't, there is some barber out there that needs suing or something cos the NOT TELLING has MAJOR bald spots now, which makes him look pretty funny but not as funny as his "Bermuda Triangle" hairdo.
March 7, 2001
I am 18 and ¼ today.
March 7, 2001 (again)
I admit it, I lied about the ¼ part. Well, dammit, they don't have any garoovy-looking symbols for 1/12, ok???!
I don't sleep with a teddy bear.
March 10, 2001
Yours truly is suddenly possessed by an urgent desire to gain a small cactus with googly eyes, but doesn't know where to find any! In case any one is wondering, I was inspired by Erin's little John (hehe).
Sary's going to buy a cactus too. (just in case I fail in my endeavours to procure one. *waves* Hi Sary! I'm in parentheses!)
March 11, 2001
Mr. Rogers wasn't on today because of some kind of TELETHON they were running! The bastards! Don't they know I can't do without Mr. Roger's Neighbourhood???!
March 16, 2001
Sary's got cacti now! w00h00 sary!
I have something more to say: March 11 was Vivienne's birthday and I forgot to put it on the "news" page. Sorry Vivi!
March 17, 2001
In case you don't know, it's St. Paddy's Day. [insert my face with a smug look on it for being so smart] HAPPY PADDY'S DAY!
March 20, 2001
Uhh, sometime around here I got a job (at a hardware store), but I can't remember when.
God created too many little kinds of nuts and bolt thingies.
Add copper piping to that list as well.
March 26, 2001
My cat got a hair ball today. Eww.
My socks don't match today! OMG! How embarrassing!
(don't look at my feet, ok?)
March 31, 2001
March went out like a lamb.
I got a new pair of panties today! They're blue with pink dots and little planet thingies on them.
April 1, 2001
Happy April Fools' Day. Too bad I forgot to play a joke on someone. :( But that's ok. My motto is "If you make every day worthy of a fool, you needn't celebrate the 'accepted' fools' day." So, I'm relieved of any April 1st pranking. *big proud grin*
Ok, whoever created today as a holiday was one smart person! I mean, look at all the other holidays in the calendar: only sections of the world's population can/wants to celebrate them. But, this is like one HUGE universal celebration that everyone does participate in, even if they don't know it.......I'll stop now, I promise.
April 3, 2001
Um...do you know I forgot what I was going to write today? :( How horrible.....
..........
Ok, wait I remember now! Vivienne and I invented the number game which only smart people know how to play. We don't really know how to play yet..we just fake it.
April 5, 2001
Ok, so I'm wondering, if a person is a complete jackass, does that mean that its brain matter is in total agreement with its rear cheek spread? I really don't know because it works for some people but then again I've seen people with comparatively small..uhh you know..that were really, really, annoying and arrogant. Maybe the amount of air you inhale from your tires affects the equation?
April 7, 2001
Today I am 18 and 1/6. I think that's how old I am anyway...I can't think very well right now. It feels like someone is SITTING on my head! And no, it's not a bird because I already checked and besides, it's still really winter yet so the majority of birds haven't come back from Florida yet. We're hoping they'll enounter plenty of air turbulence on the way. :)
April 10, 2001
I finally figured out the use for those plastic straw-like things that some people use to stir their coffee: for cleaning out ears!
April 11, 2001
I went shopping today and some of the clothing I saw was so ugly, my grandmother wouldn't even wear it. *gasp* Now, that's ugly! (sorry Nana! hehe)
April 12, 2001
I still haven't gotten a cactus with googly eyes yet. :( If I can't find one soon, that's it, I'm writing to the President. I've heard he has a few...what? Oooh..they're members of CONGRESS. Oops. *big smile* Sorry cacti everywhere.
April 13, 2001
It's Friday the 13th. Wooo!
OMG! Friday the 13th, I'm not allowed to leave the house, and I have NO toliet paper whatsoever! How did this happen??? I fear it's a bad omen.
April 15, 2001
~Happy Eastar!~
The Eastar bunny forgot to come to my house. :( I'd like to know how! I know he was around not less than 24 hours ago, since I found Eastar bunny tracks outside in the shape of pellets (LOTS of 'em). There's also a few cans of beer that have mysteriously vanished from my fridge! Hmmm...do I smell a lawsuit here?
Today I made a very important discovery: I'm afraid of those tags on pillows and stuff that you aren't allowed to remove. I mean, WTF happens when you DO remove them? Does someone SPRING out of the pillow like a jack-in-the-box, with a stupidly grinning face and freckles? Argh. Just the thought of it gives me the creeps. From now on, I'm NOT using pillows..I'll use plastic bags filled with those cotton things that come in vitamin bottles. At least THEN I'll have no TAGS to worry about!
April 16, 2001
I haven't been to Burger King in a long time. But that's ok because their burgers get SOGGY sometimes. Eww.
I am never saying "KewL" again in all my life. I read an article in the paper today about a girl who said that infamous word so much a piano fell on her head! The moral of this story is: K*WL IS a four-letter word.
And I'm never saying neato again either. Reminds me of Ex-lax and disposable diapers for some reason. Blech.
In case anyone's wondering, yes, the Estar bunny DID bring me candy, so no lawsuit this year. :(
April 17, 2001
Is it just me or is news getting more frequent on my page lately? OMG that is such a scary thought! I mean, what happened if I was actually LEARNING something through my life!!!!!
That would ruin me for years. From now on I'm watching Barney every day to prevent me learning ANYTHING more, I promise.
April 18, 2001
One last piece of news for a while: I did NOT have an affair with my silver-hooped earrings. Our relationship is STRICTLY business no matter what Viv tells you.
April 19, 2001
I had a run-in with the YOU KNOW WHO's sister today. This is how it happened: I was in Wal*Mart and I was walkin' along rather absent-mindedly (because I was watching "YeLLow" on one of those hanging down TV's, y'see?) and all of a sudden what did I see in front of me, coming in a steady direction towards me, but NOT TELLING's sister!!!! I was sooooooo scared! But don't worry folks...I came out of the meeting unscarred (physically..though mentally I was a little shaken up ...and no smart remarks here plz!).
April 21, 2001
Went food shopping today. I saw a sign in the potato department: "Potato Lovers' Month" and a little dahncing potato on it. That was for me! Don't you see?? It was a message from the potatoes!....To see it, take a left in the bread department.
April 22, 2001
***Allergy season starts here***
*SniFFaL* Why is it that all the yellow specks in the world seem drawn to my eyes?
April 23, 2001
I found one of those dreaded pillow/blanket tags on the floor in my bedroom!!! They're coming for me!!! I can't go to bed now, but I'm soo tired...can't sleep....mustn't..sleep...
April 24, 2001
You know at this point in my life, the only news today is that there IS no news, which is a good sign cos of the pillow tag on my floor...I'm beginning to disregard the jack-in-the-box theory and leaning more towards the possibility of green men.
I saw a nice mullet at work today! Be very excited for me. I have come in contact with greatness!
April 25, 2001
There is something mysterious in the bottom of a coffee can that entrances me....those few lost grains of coffee...they speak volumes to me (mostly in Hungarian though and then I have to call in a translator which can spell BIG money if you don't know the right people, which I don't).
April 26, 2001
People call me hun A LOT. It makes me wonder why...
The music at work went wild today and there was EVIL elevator music playing! ARGH! I hate elevator music..it makes me think I'm in an elevator and makes me want to press buttons. Sometimes I cannot supress the urge when it gets that strong...
April 27, 2001
I was winked at today and called "bright eyes." Too bad it was an old chap both times. :(
Chap is a funny word. It makes me think of rawhide bones and leather.
I dislike pooper scoopers.
I can see the butterfly: "gay" If you can see it as well, press 7 and immediately contact your nearest hospital. OMG, that is such a nice butterfly!!!
April 28, 2001
I've never confessed anything like this before, so be kind, ok?...Well,....once this guy was wearing this red shirt with blue dots on it (yes, yes, the DAHNCING colours) and as I stared (quite rudely) as his shirt, the dots started to dahnce and I got rather hypnotised by them. If that wasn't bad enough, they started talking to me too. However, the voices, they told the dots to shut up. :) They said there wasn't room enough for both of them, and now the dots don't even dahnce for me anymore. :(
P.S. I can soooo still see the butterfly! "gay"
P.S.S. I think I'm the only one who can.
April 29, 2001
Went shopping again today. I got a wee bit excited about the Potato Lover's Month sign (remember that one?) and they almost had to throw me out of the store. *SniFFaL* And all cos I like potatoes! Where has the freedom in this country gone??!
May 2, 2001
Catcha chicken? Caughta chicken!
May 3, 2001
I confided my fears about the pillow tags to Mum today. She said I was under a delusion about them all this time! Personally, I don't believe her and I think she's in a conspiracy with these tag-like creatures. Must keep a closer eye on her. I will never trust tags again!
May 4, 2001
The scanner thing at work..it glares at me with its seven sinisterly sparkling red eyes. I'm afraid of it and yet at the same time entranced...I think I'm fully under its power now and live only to do its bidding....
May 5, 2001
It was a good day to work at a hardware store...if ever such a day exists, this was it. ....I saw a guy with a Beatles shirt on!!! But, *sniff* I was unable to comment upon it. By the time I noticed his excellent fashion style, he was gone...if only I had spent less time staring at his money!
But more importantly (you say "*gasp* How can there be anything more important than the Beatles??!" Well my friend, this is a rare exception so don't expect one too often) there were hordes and hordes of attractive young men hardware shopping today. I think the warm weather drove them from the shelter of their Playboy magazines out into the brilliant sunshine..must make a note of this.
May 6, 2001
OMG, I forgot to record the story of the fat man! Well, I have neglected this important duty for too long so here it goes: one sunny morning last week a small tyke came into the hardware store looking for cheap batteries. He asked the plumber guy (names were changed to protect the innocent) and the plumber told him to "Take it to the fat man!" which i found exceedingly funny. No one knows why. I'm alone on this one as I am with the butterfly. What have I done to deserve such desolation?! Ah well, it's their loss. They are left behind in the dust when it comes to the awesome qualities of my sparkling wit and youthful enthusiasm.
May 7, 2001
7! I have been asked by some young wanderer (you know who you are!) to explain the mysteries of 7. It can be summed up in one sentence:"It will be L-7 and I'd never get to heaven if I filled my head with glue..what's it all to you?!" Think upon that for a bit..the meaning will come to you. However if you're impatient, I've found that if you happen to be wearing pants full of wet marsh mud and shoes with spaghetti noodles for laces, you will be enlightened more adroitly. Also, it has been my pleasure to observe that a tissue on the head as a covering produces the same effect on the thinking process. (no more worrying about whether or not a fly is making a homestead in your hair! You know, I would try to make a business endeavour out of selling these tissues at outrageous prices and thereby making myself a millionaire, but unfortunately someone has already thought of this. :( )
Many faces of SOMEONE WHO IS NOT MENTIONED: '8-()
I learned today that ONE SPECIAL PERSON was walking down the street last week carrying a hoagie and............*drumrolllllllllll* SOMEONE STOLE HIS HOAGIE FROM HIM! Hahaha I thought this would be a special occasion enough to draw him again. :) I'll let you know how it turns out.
Viv's page is now on the Links page. I was the first to sign her guestbook as well! W00h00 for me!
May 8, 2001
In hopes of obtaining a TREAT, the tedious process of updating for yours truly continues.
I drew A PERSON today. However much I would have liked to scan it for y'all to gawk at, the manager of ONE FINE RESTAURANT immediately snatched it from my posession and declared it "Very good!" All the employees at THAT SELF SAME RESTAURANT were thrilled by the "hoagie drawing" which consisted of THAT BEING with his hair all awry, saying "I had a cold sub before; now I have a hot hoagie." My status today: instant local celebrity. I dunno why: I guess they all appreciate some good ol' fashioned mockery at the ONE PERSON's expense. I wonder what he has to say about the drawing.....and NO! I'm not going to ask him!
May 9, 2001
I got off on the wrong foot today (a slender, curvaceous one at that) but now hopefully the error is corrected.
I observed today that numbers are everywhere you look. Pick something up..right now, and chances are, there's going to be numbers on it! Scary, isn't it? I feel these numbers are a superior force, but I must not let myself be intimidated. I have a feeling that the mystery of the universe and of life lies in arranging all these numbers (yes, all 50 billion of them) in alphabetical order, and then having it translated by a fluent speaker of Dutch. Since the incredulous world will just scoff at my new quest, I am undertaking this expedition alone...
May 11, 2001
Documented 705,394 ¼ numbers today. The ¼ was due to a bit of Christina A's hair stuck to road sign and I couldn't rightly decipher the number due to the blonde frizz. I think that kinda hair should be outlawed if the girl can't keep it under control. It's detrimental to my search at this point!
I broke a nail
today!!!! *gasp* <
May 12, 2001
I had a dream about a kitten-bird who was stuck in a cage. I do believe someone from the other side is trying to communicate something to me. Stay tuned for further details.
Rubber bands hate me. And I have proof. One tried to dislodge my eyeball today. Very sly, I'll give you that, but I'm by far slyer, just ask my boss. :)
May 13, 2001
Due to the extreme frizz level today, I was only able to document 7 numbers in my handy dandy...notebook. The quest continues....
I think the amount of turpentine distributed among the American people is alarming.
For those uneducated among you, I have now a Gallery of Louts page up, featuring our marvelous drawings. The admission is free (with a sense of humour) and one short visit will unfold to your eyes the best art since....well, ever! So hurry and pay the Gallery a visit today!
May 14, 2001
I wonder why people always ask me what I'm on. It never occurs to them, nothing. But I told the little ol' man who was handing out those green iccle pills that I didn't want any...he wouldn't listen! Why must they always pressure me??! How rude (especially when he has the nerve to call me dearie afterwards!).
May 17, 2001
Vivienne discovered a corpse webpage today. Enthralled by it, she graciously shared the information with me. Contrary to what your mind is thinking right now (yes, I can tell what goes on in that head of yours..not much traffic, is there?!), this site is NOT a killing site or anything..it's an actual company that manufactures corpses for pleasure uses. *koff* Unless you're like SOME people (and I won't name names), who make their own corpses this service is very convenient. No more late night trips to the cemetery! It goes without saying, of course, that Vivienne and I have both added a male vampire corpse to our Christmas lists.
Viv added a new page to her site. Make sure you look at the Alf/Britney Spears pic. The resemblance is indeed uncanny. Leave it to Vivienne to pick that one out. I always said she was very perceptive.
May 18, 2001
Wag waaaaaan! (that was for you, Rubay!)
98,004 numbers documented today. I like this quest. I find it to resemble "Blue's Clues," lacking, of course, the dumb guy in the green shirt. That doesn't bother me very much, though, since I don't think that the expected shortage of stupid guys is going to actually happen anytime soon (not while we have governments, at any rate).
Viv and Dave thought I was Dr. Gonzo. I'm insulted! I mean, do you people actually think I ever sit at my computer butt-naked?!...Hum...well, like I said before, ONLY on special occasions.
I heard a new word today: quantificate. Note to self: check dictionary to see if that work actually exists before using in a public situation.
May 19, 2001
Guess what?
...
You stink ov piss! <--(for you again, Rubay!)
Remember tha STOOPID donkey! In the words of Ruby: "I mean, he's sitting there saying to me, 'It looks like a school bus'!...Now he's telling me about his affair with the saddlesoap!"
Erin got drunk today on Coke. The affects of the sugar high were very amusing. She can sing "O Scotland The Brave" very well. :)
May 20, 2001
I saw the long version of the Beatles Number 1 advertisment on TV!!! It's been ages since last I saw that one. Damn, it gets better every time I see it..especially Paul's beard, Ernie...
OOOooooooh, see there I told you..yet ANOTHER number to add to my notebook....
I found out the family friends got sheep today. Before you ask, NO Vivienne, you may NOT visit them. I learned they have a goat as well. :) :) :)
If something has two branches or peaks (forks), it can be said to be "bifurcated."
May 21, 2001
While I was cashing my check today at the supermarket/bank, I heard Simon & Garfunkel on their radio there AGAIN! I'm beginning to think I'm in the wrong business..well duh let's hope so. Hardware stores are very scary! o<|8- ()
Oh more news today! As you can see ( I hope..!) I'm updating the news today, which is the kinda news I bet you all want to hear, since my news page keeps you on top of the most important happenings--mine! But anyhow, I was updating it yesterday and spent a lot of time typing at it, but somehow I lost the new version of the page before I had time to update it. :( I blame it all on the fig cookies!
OOh good thing I remembered. Must put that cash in a safe place. That's right I'm heading for the cookie jar....No one has dared to touch it after I spread the rumours about it being a rat hotel ;). You can't be too careful nowadays. The world is full of RoBbers.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means (get this one!) fear of big words! Just to say it would scare the *BLEEP* outta the phobiacised!
May 26, 2001
Today I learned a very important factoid that I'd like to share: In 1996, Ringo Starr appeared in a Japanese advertisement for applesauce, which coincidentally is what his name means in Japanese. It's like OMG HOW did i live without knowing that??! Amazing. There is more hidden meanings in the world than we reckon. (Which is inferring, by the by, that Ringo's singing is like a barrel of rotten apples! ...Sorry Ringo, it had to be said!)
May 31, 2001
Somewhere around here Erin showed me Randy's page. How can I ever thank her???! He might be a wee bit weird, but let me say this: he's a brave person and I got quite a few laughs from his pink gauzy tutu. If you're curious now to see Randy and his risable fetishes, his link is on the Links page (makes sense enough, yes?) and he's the Peter Pan one (yes, Peter Pan in a pink tutu..it's just wrong!).
June 1, 2001
Today I was waved at by the middle-aged dude again. Mother thinks it extremely funny. I feel like hitting her with me purse. :)
June 2, 2001
It was someone's birthday today! Happy 19th Azar! (Too bad I didn't have it updated in time, but you know my heart was in the right place ;) )
Oh yes, it was on Azar's birthay that Vivienne could barely talk, she was so sick! :D I wonder WHY, don't you? Let's just say she has a favourable aptitude for drinking until she can't walk. You should be more like me, Vivienne! Two whole bottles of wine not 10 ft away from me and I haven't touched a drop yet.. well, it DOES help that the bottles are sealed for my protection..hummm....
June 3, 2001
I took a very interesting picture today of an "unknown substance" they tried to feed us at a church "party." Will post the results once we get the film developed (with any luck, before my 23rd birthday).
June 4, 2001
Did you ever wake up, look around you, and say to yourself, "This is one of those 'HuLLo, Imma truck days"? Well today is one of em for me. Everything screams to me about trucks and their perimeter. All that damned chocolate I ate yesterday! :-/
Rubaya you LoOfAh! stop drinking the toliet water!
I scared Viv's friend, John today. Omg, it was such a proper riot! He got most frightened when I asked him if he was a cactus! (You can never be too sure, you know...it just MIGHT be John the Cactus in disguise someday!) But anyway, after I told him the story of the squashed rooster and the goldfish-eating boy I almost eloped with, he declared that I was the Number 1 Quare Hawk! How's that for a compliment?! Very nice indeed!
P.S. I also told him about the hairy popsicle.
P.P.S. And the cloud formation that looked like a peguin doing the waltz while holding the seven dwarfs on a steel drum.
P.P.P.S. And Rubaya's "keyboard sliiiiiiiide."
P.P.P.P.S. And my cactii dream.
June 5, 2001
I hear the bell in my sleep DinG DoNg DinG DoNg DiNg DoNg...it's driving me mad! Every time I hear it, I get the sudden and irrestrainable urge to ask someone, "Can I help you with anything?" Argh! Been working too hard have I!
I hada dream the other night about a cactus with googly eyes! :( But I don't officially own one yet, haven't even discovered the whereabouts of them. Oh the pain!
Now this is REALLY news! I discovered (I think!) how to exit outta MSN (thanx to Rubaya, the tech support around here) so my dear li'l pals don't end up cursing to me mum again (you KNOW who you are! ;)).
Can I just mention that if Christina Aguilera ever fell face down in a puddle, she'd get up approximately 30lbs lighter due to the melting of excessive makeup?
I'm intending on updating the Lout Gallery today..so you might want to check back soon to see more of our great masterpieces! I know, I know....how can a group of people be SOOOOOO talented??! It's one the world's greatest mysteries, I reckon.
June 6, 2001
Another thing that scares me: them nametags you wear at work. People of all sorts will come up to you and say "Hi Chrissy, I need two bags of humus" and it's like "wtf person, do I know you?" And of course you don't...Then you remember the nametag. It's so freaky havin ppl you don't know call you bai your first name, honest guv it is! If you don't remember the name tag, it makes you think you met these ppl in a dream b4, and they remembered the dream and you didn't. Rather disconcerting.
Mkay I gotta blue fish today! Not just any fish though, it's really neat. It's a fish that lives in the vase of a plant and eats off the roots. I'm still looking for names, with the possible "Gump" or "Plunger." Email me with suggestions!
Today Rubaya got a merit for discussing Randy (yes, the guy in the tutu) at her uni! Ho0ray!
P.S. The topic was abnormal animals.
June 11, 2001
I painted my toenails a shiny shade of pink.
Due to the overwhelming flood of email concerning my fish's name, I let Rubya name him, and so the name stands at [Gump].
June 13,2001
Two more of my entries made it to Randy's guestbook! That makes three now. WOoHoO for me! Go HERE to view my works of art. My entries are the ones with "huLo ima [inanimate object]" and the Captain Hook one. Oh yeah, Ruby got an entry in too, but I really don't appreciate hers too much, mostly because she mentions my name. :(
June 16, 2001
I have very sad news today indeed; I fear that Viv and Jerry's romantic endeavours together are over. :*( She's got bigger fish to fry I hear. Watch out, Erin! I hear she's going after the Durst!
Omg it seems that I always try to humiliate Vivienne on this page of mine! Accept my sincerest apologies Viv. (After all, I didn't mention YOU KNOW WHAT!)
Ah, on days like this it makes me wonder why I get up for less than $7 an hour. I really deserve a raise don't you think?? Someone's gotta start petitioning the boss. The great thing is that they wouldn't dare fire me. :D Not enough people to work weekends and holidays then! WoOhOo
June 17, 2001
Not much news today I think. I haven't updated in ages. Working too hard sucks all the creative life out of me. **pity me**
Well I almost got choked by a telephone cord today at work. The boss was talking on the phone and he like spased out and left me to deal with the consequences.
I also got told yesterday I look like I'm 15. Not news at all though. I'm beginning to get rather used to it.
Some middle aged guy also thought he would be rather funny and joke about SCREWS with me. When I finally got the joke (only three hours later), all I could think was
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
June 24, 2001
Well nothing really new today I guess. We learnt that the UNMENTIONED got barred from A PLACE WHERE YOU LIQUIDATE again. :-D I think some good, old-fashioned derision is in order.
In case anyone's wondering, I'm still reading War and Peace intermittently.
June 25, 2001
Happy 59th Birthday Sir Paul!
Today at work the music went beserk. I just realised I could make a limmerick out of that (no, not Siv's Limerick...that's original enough) but I'm too lazy. Anyhow, back to the music. It was ELEVATOR music. Yes, you know the kind...the type that is responsible for 95% of elevator-bound nausea. Well, the scary thing is, toward the end of the day I started to actually LIKE this kind of music! -gasp- Close call I know! As I was listening to it, I was discerning different songs, i.e., 4 + 20 by CSN&Y, I Will by the Beatles, You Didn't Have To Be So Nice by the Lovin Spoonful, etc. So my theory is that the bosses used this simple technique to gain entrance via the music into my cranium. I'm convinced that my bosses are using the workplace as a kind of experiment; they're just watching me go insane very slowly. And whatever knowledge they can derive from these clinical studies, they're going to apply in the future to mould the all-around perfect employee, one that does everything efficiently and without questioning the bosses' mentality. The sad thing is, I can't do anything about it. I feel myself under their power already...
June 27, 2001
Today I have no work. Yay! I'm going to make the most of my day, believe me, which means no cleaning today if I can help it.
Omg, just gave Dad some fashion advice. Now there's a rare moment for you.
Yeah, so like I said, I'm going to be doing nothing really constructive today. I'm going to see if I can write the rooster :_* Phable today or even the :_S Phable. I don't think Viv would hate me too much. :)
OoO I've got something hateful to report: I've not been to Randy's site in about two weeks. -Major Boo Boo Face- I think I'll visit today.
Yes, Rubya, today I discovered that you were right; I am saying OMG too much. Must break that habit before I become one of them.
Stay tuned for updates every second Tuesday of months that have the letter 'r' in them!
