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Please enjoy your stay at our cultured museum of only the finest art!If you happen to take a fancy to any particular piece of art, you are encouraged to purchase it at the price recommended to the right of the title.

 

RuBy's Drawings

"Ducky" £200,000,000.00 This great drawing says a great deal about cruelty to animals and profound reasons why it should be allowed

"Stoned Balloon" £75,000.00 Makes you wonder why you think the Teletubbies are safe

"HomeE" £500,000.00 Gramhilda snowbording

"Christy" £500,000.75 What can I say? Imma dancing potato...

"Us 3" priceless Or maybe not...maybe we should put a price on communal lunacy

"khndgr" hewhocannotbenamed

"7" £7,777,777.00 7 surrounded by an auora of sanctity, as we see it

"My~Day" £66,000 After such a day as that, she has every right to make the price steep

"HuLLo Erin" £55,000,000 It's erin...on a string...

"Hey Azar" £55,000,000.04 It's another of Ruby's masterpieces...

"Chrissy's Dad & Brother" £77,000,000.07 Oook, you can't imagine how hard it was for me to think of a name for this one...

"Wayne Kerr" £55,000 Go ahead, say it aloud,"Waynee Keeeeeer"

"SpongeBobSquarePants" £88,000 Rubya's tribute to the water-filled chunk of sponginess

"StOnEd~FLoWeR" £78,000 A relative of the stoned balloon

"ToMMy" £440,000 Erm, if you ask me, it looks rather South Park-ised, but it's Tommy from Rugrats
 

"yello" £88,000 It's her way of saying "huLLo"

"DiEMrcLue" £55,000 Rubya is um..protesting the use of Blue dogs to hynotise today's youth

"Very Stoned" £780,000 Ruby at her best

"OMG IT'S PINK" £440,000 In no relation whatsoever to very stoned

"Idiot" £7,000 A stoned idiot at that, no doubt

"Unfinished Sympathy" £44,000 Methinks rOOby was getting very philosophic on this one

"Another Idiot" £889,000 Well you can't blame her for drawing so many idiots...they seem to be multiplying at a rapid rate nowadays

"Greeny" £99,000 Again, aptly enough named I'd say

 

 

Grahamy's Drawings

"Loot Man" £5,000 A powerful statement about people in power

"Chrissy" £120,000.12 The word "banshee" isn't descriptive enough

"Muffin" £8,000,000.23 Gram should be shot for this one

"Self-Portrait" cup of coffee Gram as he's never been seen before (well maybe a FEW times)

"BOX" £700 Demonstrates the emptiness of modern lives

"Box2" £1600 In living colour

"Box3" £1700 Shows how cramped life can be when restricted by limits and boundaries

Box4 £1800 Add a few more people to that equation

"Box5" £3000 Special guest star: Chrissy!

"Mexicans" £3200.32 He had a tramautic childhood

"Microwave" cost of damage done to kitchen Dedicated to the memory of Gram's kitchen RIP

"Talking Toaster" £7000.00 The ghost of the toaster that perished in his kitchen blaze

"khndgr" hewhocannotbenamed

 

Azar's Drawings

"Perfection"beyond pounds or prices

 

Chrissy's Drawings

Azar and The Carrot" cost of pink golf shoes and fuzzy tutu A life haunted by the persistency only carrots can possess

"Gorgeous Cat" £1,000,000.32 She has brains as well as beauty..meet Muffin!

"Land of Happy Potatoes" £770 Don't let them lie..this is where you go when you die

"Gram Gram" £800,00 Repaying him for that awful Muffin picture

"Matthew" £77 Ha..he doesn't know his picture is here yet!

"Potato, Thing of Beauty" £1,000,000.32 Nothing more can be added to the title, I think

"Rabid Flower" £20 Miracle Gro gone wrong

"Rubay" £200,000,000 My tribute to Rubay

"Ruby's Banana" £300,000 Ruby on her Banana-Mobile

"Sary Fairy" £200,000,000 My tribute to Sary

"Swiss Cheese" £500 A yellow, glistening chunk with holes

"Vivienne and Dojy" £200,000,000 Caught on canvas!

"Erin" £55,000 A more mild look at Erin

"Scuba-Diving Tomato" £66,000 The amazing thing is that the tomato never goes soggy...

"Winnie the Pooped" £100,000 My tribute to silly old bears everywhere

"Radioactive Cucumber" £66,000 Yes, it's a self-portrait actually

"Elephant In Drag" £220,000 Never saw one of those before, now did you?

"Lemon Fishing" £44,000 Well, lemons gotta eat too y'know!

"Mistar Froggie" £8800 Eating flies, what else?

"Rabid Sock Puppet" £55,000 Just when you thought children's playthings were safe...

"HuLLo Ima Truck" £56,000 The Legend!

"Carrot Outside Window" £88,000 Finally, a glimpse inside the terror I live with

"7 Leaf Clover" £77,000 I think I actually saw one of these in a dream..

"Dancing Potato" £57,000 Inspired by Randy's line of fashion, now spudliness takes on a whole new meaning

"Salami" £87,000 khdngr in its fullest form

"Evil" £77,000 This drawing gave me nightmares, but it had to be drawn..it's my duty as an artist

"XxX Hun" £558,000 Title says it all...

"Triple A" £222,000 Brother actually gave me the idea for this one..

"Gump" £100,000 Yeah it's my newest addition..my fish!

 

Erin's Drawings

"Bez" £7,000 Did you know that Erin is actually Bez from Happy Mondays?

 

Sary's Drawings

"Molly" £400,000 Sary's rag doll

"Rachelle" £5500 I think Sary said this was a vision from one of her dreams..

 

Vivienne's Drawings

"Her Drawing" £888,000 Aptly enough named, Viv told me she spent four hours of the best sleeping time awake working on this

 

Scott's Drawings

" aherm" £777,000 For lack of better name to call it...

 

 

 

 

We hope you were edified by the choice art works shown in our gallery! Please come again soon, as we will be updating as more paintings are completed!

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