Links
The spot of "normality" first..
Friends
Vivienne's Land of Lerks--R.I.P Viv's page....just because those bastards at homepage make people pay now! *sNIf*
Well Bugger Me It's Azar Ashraf!
Tom's Suikoden Page--R.I.P Tom's page as well, even if he was a little snot-nosed jerk, at least his guestbook was entertaining.
Literature
What The Thunder Said: T.S. Elliot
Mr William Shakespeare and the Internet
Literature: Early 17th Century
Book-A-Minute--Don't have time to waste reading all those loooong books for school assignments? Well check out this link...they've managed to compact long tales such as Moby Dick and Don Quixote into humourous, meaty stories that it will take you less than a minute to read!
Music I WILL try to control myself with the Beatles links...no more than five, I promise!
The Obvious Moose Beatles Page
Apple Scruffs Beatlylyrics Homepage
Blackbyrd's Little Corner of Beatle Heaven
Imagine--An Unofficial Tribute To John Lennon
The History of Buffalo Springfield
Homepage Resources Want a groovy page like mine? Well sorry, you can't have it! All mine! Er...anyway, these links can be real "nifty" during the process called "building a web page." Trust me, I've been there.
PageResource.Com Lots o' stuff for everyone here: tutorials for the beginning HTML-er, Javascripts, most everything you'll ever need to build a really groovy page.
Website Garage--Improve Your Website A monthly tune up--for your website! Helps spot faulty HTML and such, generally improving the appearance and functionability.
Index Dot HTML: THE Advanced HTML Reference
The Totally Free Homepage Resource Center
And now..what we all have been waiting for..
a flood of eccentricity!
The Weird and The Unusual This section seems to be taking over my links page rather quickly!
Peter Pan's Fashion Page--Go see this guy please! You won't be sorry. |Caution-Many Laughs Ahead|
Another Randy-Related Website--aka, the guy in the tutu
CHICKENHEAD - unrepentantly apocalyptic!
Furnitures the Great Brown Oaf
My Tribute to All Things Insignificant
The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything
waste vital minutes with the PERPETUAL BUBBLEWRAP
Garf's Sheep Emporium--Come here to adopt a sheep and watch sheep grazing any hour of the day on their wondrous SHEEP CAM!!!!
Nesquehoning True Value--Maybe but not weird, but...you know...bizarre. This is where I work. Look, my boss has an e-mail address! I wonder what we could do with that?! *pondars*
Cyber Goats.... Your Internet Doorway to the Caprine World!
Really Bad Country Song Titles
Mr. Tasty, The Spud Who's Got It All!
Squirrel Hazing -- The Untold Story
Society for the Advancement of Lobsters
this is the home page for the National Rhinophilic Association
The Trials and Tribulations of A Microsoft Paperclip
Derek's Big Website of Walmart Purchase Receipts
KOFF-A Swiss Peace Foundation Project
Head Transplantation Leads To New Llama Threat
Animal Crossing Signs--I seem to have developed a new and fatal fetish.
Bubbles For All!--Home of Esteban, Erin's new lover!
THE Mulberry Bush--Courtesy of Azar
Bob Online--Come one, come all! Something for everyone, including Virtual Cow Tipping! What more could you ask for in a webpage?! ...Additionally, I think this page was created for Ruby, since the address is www.ieatcrayons.com.:D
Mr. Teapot Says:--Refresh continually for hours of fun!
Personal Injury Warning System
A Call For Ducks--Duck call..get it?
Acts of Gord: Love the Gord, Fear the Gord
All Squirrels Must Die! Fighting Squirrel Problems and Damage in Homes
Place To Buy (You Guessed It) Gnomes
More Gnomes--(Will they ever stop coming?? No, I'm afraid not, my friends)
Legend of the Gnome--This is my favourite gnome site (if indeed I must pick one), so visit it!
Hippie Skivvies--from the site "Think Jerry Garcia, Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin, peace signs and the love generation all rolled into a pair of underwear!" ..doesn't get much better than this, folks.
Paul McCartney and a ....Chicken
The World is Held Together by Duct Tape
Biscuits and Stuff--compliments of Erin
Kittens--again, Erin's doing
Pangloss Wisdom--Take this with great kicks to the backside (snck).
The Amazing "Gimme A Buck (Please)" Website
The Fig Bar Man Presidential Campaign
Wiping The Slate--I'm still not sure what this site is all about, but it's pretty weird.
Work At McDonald's For a Day--Go on, do it. It's rather addictive.
The Straight Dope Archive--They answer weird questions here like "Are aphids born pregnant?" and the classic "Why do older men have hair growing in their noses and ears?". Yeah i know..the curiosity was killing me too.
The God of All Traffic Cone Sites--This is the one that got me started on my newest obsession with those beautiful pieces of bright plastic orange.
Three Kids Kicking the Crap Out of a Chair For No Particular Reason
Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory--My carrot one not good enough for you (you little son of an orange thing)? Make your own then!
The Ultimate Veggie Tales Site