| Archive Three |
| 10. People who won't get weird facial growths removed 9. When you insult someone to their face, and they still seem to think you actually like them. 8. When someone asks you what time it is and point to thier wrist. I know where my watch is, where the fuck is yours? 7. People who just dont' SHUT THE FUCK UP! 6.When you're at a movie theater and someone says, did you see that? No, I paid 7 bucks to pick my ass and stare at the ceiling. 5. 12 year old girls 4.The light is green...that means you go. 3. Mr. Tekavec 2. Excessively elderly people who block the aisles in supermarkets. 1. When your parents tell all your problems and /or complain about you while you are in the room. |
| Pet Peeves |
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| 10. Look Who's Talking Too-did we give a crap who was talking in the first place. 9. Blair Witch II- How can you even make a sequel to this type of movie effectively...oh look, here's more tape we didn't find...the witch was toying with us. 8. Child's Play II- (or whatever the hell is was called) basically most horror sequels should get the ax..ha ha 7. Speed II-Same plot, different vehicle, this made money? What the hell? 6.Scary Movie II- Christ wasn't the first one bad enough? There's enough bathroom humor to choke a horse-a big horse! 5. Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles- Not funny in Austrailia, not funny in ANY big city...especially LA 4.Dr. Dolittle 2- A bear? Like the tiger in the last one wasn't bad enough...and a forest mafia, who are we kidding? 3. Nutty Professor 2- couldn't get myself drunk enough to see it. 2. American Pie 2- Didn't these kids get laid the first time around? 1. Jaws the Revenge- Why why why why why? |
| Movie Sequels |
| 10. Ozzy Osborne- the way he talks could be interpreted as demonic tongues 9. Trent Resnor...fuck you like an animal, bestiality, sodom, gamorrah, Satan!! 8. Testament, the whole band..come on... 7. Shawn Crahan, Scott put me up to this I personally dont' think any of the members of Slipknot are united with almighty Lucifer...but whatever 6.Jason Miller from Godhead....just look at him, damn! 5. Kerry King from Slayer..yeah, he worries me. 4.Marilyn Manson-God has definetly given up on this man. 3. Martha Stewart..you know it!!!! 2. Cradle of Filth, trying too hard I think... 1. Rob Zombie...hmm....legion of Satan or musical bum..i can't tell. |
| Psuedo Satanists |
| 10. Linkin Park- well, they TRY to rap, and do all of their songs sound the same to you? 9. Crazy Town-"You're my butterfly, sugar baby"....enough said. 8.Vanilla Ice-Remember when he tried to make that dance where you try to jump rope with your leg cool...I dont' think it worked. 7. O-Town- boy band.....and boy bands blow. 6.the Carpenters- I know she's dead and all, but this was classic music? why why why!! 5. Prince- or symbol, or whatever the fuck he is now. 4.Backstreet Boys- these guys look like they are about 30 years old....eww. 3. Britney Speares- can't say enough about the bitch, her eyes are too far apart, among other things. 2. N'sync- barely beat out the Backstreet Boys. 1. Limp Bizkit- Fred Durst= shit talking poser. |
| Bands that Blow |
| 10. Fine Young Cannibals- Drives me crazy, that's a big fucking understatement. 9. Liberty Spikes-These only bother me when I see them now, on some Nazi freak who is a clueless poser. 8.Denim jackets- another fad that should have died out. They weren't cool then, why would they be now? 7. Pretty In Pink- Pretty sad when that red headed chick is a sex symbol.....bleh 6.Winger- need I say more, and they're still touring..what the shit is that? 5. Aquanet...Good God 4.Belinda Carlisle-stuck up, selfish, no talent bitch..the go go's never needed you , you crack whore. 3. Rolled up Pants-Apperantly it rained a lot in the 80's, el Nino or something...is there a better explanation? 2. New Kids on the Block- You know it's bad when your "big in Europe" 1. Neon and/or Polka Dots- My grandmother thinks dots are cool, so how cool can they really be.hmmmm? |
| The 80's |
| 10. A site called "I hate computers"....but it's on the internet....what the fuck? 9. "I hate music", another obscure site where an obscure woman complains about obscure music. 8."The Architecture Hate page" wow, this is one way to pass the time, hating a bunch of buildings and fantasizing about blowing them up...wait, why am i complaining? 7. "things creationists hate" good christian values at work. 6." i hate clowns .com" this would be cool if the site actually worked, damn it. 5. " i really hate school.com" yeah, so, you have to tell everyone...at least i narrow it down...damn 4." i hate mayonaise club" What the FUCK!!!!????? 3. " i hate elevator music" but it contains a bunch a remixes of elevator music....should someone clue this guy in. 2. " I hate pokemon" so you make a site all about them, am i missing something? 1. any other hate site besides mine, because i rule the world. |
| Other Hate sites |