Hello boys and girls! Every so often we receive mail. Usually it consists of a small collection of bills and restraining orders but every once in a while we get a question from a fan. On this section of the site we like to post replies to some of our favorite letters. Feel free to go through our mail and check out all these really fun question that you kids have asked. Also, if YOU have a question just e-mail it to [email protected] and we'll answer it right here on our website. Thanks everyone!

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Senator,
How well can you Hula-Hoop?

Rodger Brandston- Salem, Oregon

Rodger-
It depends on what you mean by "how well". I have the capability to hoola-hoop, but I do not wish to disclose at this moment if I can Hoola-hoop (per se) well.

-Senator Lazor Beahm

  

Dear Quantum,
Who would win in a fight, Yoda or Gandalf? justify your answer.

XOXOX Paul Widmer- Escalon, CA

Dear Paul,
Well, I guess if this battle took place I would have to say yoda would win. They both have equal knowledge of the force and/or magic, however, Yoda does way more awesome moves with his lightsaber than Gandalf does with a sword.

EQ-P

Dearest Commander,
You are pretty hot stuff! Are you married?

XOXO- Des Moines, Iowa

Unfortunetly for you I am married to Larue of the retro-awesome surf show GIDGET. she doesn't know this yet, but it's ok.

-Commander Mcvandal

Dear Sergio-
I heard a rumor. My friend said you and Dr. Speed from the Lemur Society are "involved". Is this true?

Joe Vegas- Vegas, Nevada

NO REPLY

Dear L.T. Ivory,
Where did they get the name for WD-40

FROM: Myth-Busters

Dear Mythbusters,
The name WD-40 comes from the 40th experiment to create a water displacement solution. True

-Ivory

Dear Quantum,
I have heard rumors of a place called "Quantum's Puppet factory". First off, does this place exist and does it have anything to do with you?

Gary, Texas

Actually, yes, I do have a puppet factory. Me and an unnamed artist have built puppets of famous celebrities like George W. Bush, Lord Margaret, and Kindra 'tech face' Goff.

EQ-P

Dear Lazor,
What are you the senator of?

Lance McBurrows, Norfolk Virginia

Lance-
Gondor, of course, man do you live in a cave?

-SENATOR lazor beahm

 

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