MY INSTANT MESSANGER NAME IS REVOLTINGSLAVE ADD ME TO YOUR LIST............................................................................NOTICE THIS SITE HAS NOT BEEN UPDATED IN A VERY LONG TIME, BUT GUESS WHAT TODAY IN 2002 I HAVE SERVED MY FULL SENTENCE IN JAIL AND NOW THAT I AM OUT I CAN OFFICIALLY BEGIN TO YOU KNOW UPDATE THINGS BECAUSE IM A FREEEEEE MAN. THATS RIGHT BECAUSE OF SOME INCIDENTS INVOLVING STOLEN CIGGARETTES AND A PILLOW I CALL "BETTY", THE WARDEN MADE ME LEAVE MY WEBSITE AND HE SAID I COULD PUT A NOTICE ON IT THAT I WOULDN'T BE BACK. THEN I REALIZED A WEEK LATER THAT I ONLY HAD A FEW MONTHS LEFT SO AS SOON AS I GOT BACK HOME I COULD START WORKIN ON THE OL SITE AGAIN!! NOW LET ME TELL YOU I'M A CHANGED MAN NOW AND I WILL NEVER EVER EVER MUG ANYBODY AGAIN. I WAS HAVING A VERY ROUGH TIME FINANCIALLY BACK THEN AND WELL SINCE I COULDN'T GET NO JOB AND I WAS GONNA STARVE ON THE STREETS I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO. ONE DAY ONE OF MY MUGGINGS DIDN'T GO SO WELL AND I HURT THEY LADY I MUGGED AND THERE HAPPENED TO BE A COP NEARBY. SO I NOT ONLY GOT PROSECUTED FOR ROBBERY BUT ALSO HER DIRTY LAWYER TURNED IT IN TO ASSAULT AND BATTERY CHARGES AS WELL. THE JUDGE WAS MERCIFUL LUCKILY AND SINCE I WAS A FIRST TIME OFFENDER I ONLY GOT 3 YEARS. THEY HAD WEB DESIGN CLASSES AT PRISON FOR US SO WE COULD RE-ENTER THE WORKFORCE WITH SOME VALUABLE SKILLS. I KNOW YOU PROBABLY THINK "WHAT? PRISONERS DOING WEBDESIGN?" WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOME OF THOSE GUYS (NOT ME) WERE ACTUALLY PRETTY DARN GOOD AND I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU ANY INTERNET ADDRESSES BUT LET ME TELL YOU A FEW OF THEM ARE RUNNING SOME MAJOR SITES RIGHT NOW, SITES YOU WOULDN'T EVEN GUESS WERE BEING RUN BY EX-CONS! WELL ANYWAYS ENOUGH RAMBLING THE POINT IS THAT I CAN GET BACK TO SCREWING AROUND ON THIS SITE AND HOPEFULLY UPDATING. I'M REALLY SHOCKED THAT AS OF NOW I GOTS 4000+ HITS WHICH IS REALLY PHENOMINAL FOR SOME CRAPPY GEOCITIES OUTFIT. SO THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE REGULARS AND GAVE UP, PLEASE COME BACK I PROMISE IT'LL BE WORTH IT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NEW LISTEN JUST IGNORE ALL THIS PRISON BUSINESS AND ENJOY MINE FINE CARTOONAGE. HI AND HELLO THERE YOU JERK. WELCOME TO THE HOMEPAGE OF THIS COMIC STRIP WHICH IS KNOWN AS "PROBLEMS". IT IS THE STORY OF SOME BLOCKS THAT DO THINGS.  I AM NOT ALLOWED TO ELABORATE BECAUSE I AM IN JAIL. YOU WILL READ IT AND ENJOY IT AND I WILL PUT AWAY THE KNIFE AND THE EVIDENCE.  THANK YOU I AM A LONELY PERSON.

HERE IS FOR GUESTBOOK SIGNATURE, JERK

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT YOU MUST SEE

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS. NO I DON'T

 
 
 

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