4/3/01-IT IS IMPORTANT THAT I TELL YOU WHAT IS THE PROBLEM.  YOU SEE I AM TRYING TO BE A GOOD STAY IN SCHOOL SAY NO TO DRUGS STOP DROP AND ROLL KID, BUT EVERYBODY COMING HERE IS A SATANIC ROCK AND ROLL KID.  I THINK EVERYBODY THAT VISIT HERE IS A WITCHCRAFT DEMON WHO EATS CATS BECAUSE OF THE SHOW STAR TREK.  I HAVE ADDED EPISODE 11 AND I WILL FIX THE LINK TO EPISODE 8 OR WHICHEVER ONE WAS MESSED UP.  I AM SORRY, PLEASE STOP EATING CATS.  OH YES I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT X-ENTERTAINMENT IS NOT A PORNO NUDITY PERSON LOWCLASS SITE.  IT IS A NOSTALGIA/WEIRD PAGE.

4/4/01-ALLRIGHT LOUSY MAGGOTS.  I HAVE FOUND OUT SOMETHING VERY MUCHO FUNNY.  YOU CAN GET A DEGREE IN FOLKLORE!!  AND YOU FOR SOME REASON CAN"T GET A BACHELORS DEGREE, ONLY A MASTERS!!  IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITES.  EVERY COMPANY IN THE WHOLECOUNTRY WOULD BE SCRAMBLING FOR YOU, THE SOLE HOLDER OF A DEGREE IN MADE-UP STORIES, TO JOIN THEM!  THE FUNNIEST PART PERHAPS IS THAT THIS DEGREE IS OFFERED AT A STATE UNIVERSITY.  I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHICH ONE BECAUSE YOU ARE STALKERS AND WILL COME HURT ME BECAUSE YOU WILL KNOW WHERE I LIVE!!  I AM GOING TO MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD BY GETTING THIS DEGREE, AND I WILL GRADUATE AS THE TOP STUDENT IN THE FOLKLORE DEPARTMENT, AND THE FOLKLORE PROFESSORS WILL BE VERY PROUD OF ME.  I AM GOING TO PREPARE NOW BY READING JACK STORIES.  I AM RIGHT NOW LAUGHING ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU COULD ASK SOME ONE IF THEY ARE AN "ACCREDITED FOLKLORIST", AND IF THEY ARE NOT YOU COULD SNUB YOUR NOSE AT THEM.  ALSO THIS IS FUNNY:  "FOLK TALES SHOULD ONLY BE TOLD BY A PROFESSIONAL." OH YES EPISODE 12 IS HERE.  I BET IT IS CONTROVERSIAL BECAUSE IT USES A PRONOUN.

4/5/01-WELL THE NEWS FOR TODAY IS THAT MY TEACHER SAID TO ME "NO OFFENSE, BUT DOES YOUR MOM MAKE NOODLE PUDDING.  I SAID NO.  SHE ASKED ME ALL THESE OTHER QUESTIONS BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS JEWISH.  I TELL HER IM NOT JEWISH THEN WHOLE CLASS LAUGHS AND TEACHER IS EMBARASSED.  I AIN'T NO JEW.  I BET IF YOU CALLED MY GRANDPA A JEW HE WOULD GET REAL MAD AT YOU BECAUSE HE IS 100% PALESTINEAN, AND THEY DON'T LIKE JEWS.  I ADDED EPISODE NUMBER 13 TODAY.  I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS LITTLE GEM YOU OLD BOAT.  ALSO TODAY IN HISTORY CLASS MY TEACHER GAVE ME A CREME SAVER BECAUSE I SAID "URUGUAY."  THEREFORE I AM BETTER THAN YOU.  OH YEAH I GOT A LITTLE LETTER THING THAT SAYS I HAVE TO GO TO A TEA OR I CAN"T BE IN THE NHS CLUB ANYMORE.  I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A TEA, THAT IS SORT OF NOT RIGHT FOR A BOY TO BE AT A TEA PARTY.  ALSO GO SUPPORT MY BAND AT HTTP://WWW.MP3.COM/THEFORTUNETELLERS.  WE HAVE DESPARATE NEEDS FOR A NEW DRUMSET.

4/10/01-OH MY OH MY, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE.  FOR THIS I AM SORRY.  WELL EPISODE 14 IS UP AND NOT MUCH HAS HAPPENED IN THE PAST FIVE DAYS EXCEPT I'VE GOT SOME NEW FORTUNE TELLERS FANS AND SOMEONE MAY BE DOING A VERSION OF ONE OF OUR SONGS.  ANYWAYS I THINK THE PROM IS THIS SATURDAY OR SOMETHING.  WHAT A HORRIBLE THING.  EVEN IF I GOT TO GO WITH ANYONE I WANTED I WOULDN'T GO, IM SERIOUS.  IT COMBINES THREE THINGS I CAN'T STAND.  DRESSING UP, PICTURE TAKING, PEOPLE BEING PROUD OF YOU AND GIVING YOU ATTENTION, AND ALSO HAVING TO BE WITH A BIG GROUP OF PEOPLE MY AGE.  WAIT THAT'S FOUR THINGS, WHO CARES.  ANYHOW IF YOU'VE LOOKED AT THIS SITE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY I DON'T LIKE THE PROM OR ANYTHING RELATED TO PARTIES.  I HATE PARTIES.  I ALWAYS TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE AND HIDE OR MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE BUT THEN I START TO GET ATTENTION AND I HATE THAT SO I DON'T DO IT.  THE WHOLE TIME I WISH I WAS AT HOME SITTING HERE DOING SOMETHING ON MY COMPUTER.  YES I AM A "LOSER", BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.  MAYBE I NEED MEDICATION TO MAKE ME LIKE PEOPLE, BUT I DON'T AGREE WITH TAKING PSYCHOTROPHIC MEDICINE UNLESS IT IS FOR A VERY SERIOUS REASON, LIKE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO HOWIE MANDELL MOVIES AND PETTING ZOOS OR SOMETHING.  I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY THAT I FOUND THE BAND AMERICAN ANALOG SET AND THEY ARE QUITE GOOD.  FOR SOME GOOD BEDTIME LISTENING TRY NURSE WITH WOUNDS' "YOUR WALRUS HURT THE ONE YOU LOVE."

4/17/01-WOW OH MIGHTY ME IT HAS BEEN A LONG WEEK SINCE I UPDATED.  WHAT DOES IT MATTER SINCE I AM THE ONLY ONE READING THE SITE ANYWAYS. A NEW EPISODE IS UP.  IM REALLY SORRY ITS AWFUL.  I'VE BEEN VERY BUSY HELPING MY BAND FINISH UP THE FOURTH ALBUM AND ALSO IM WORKING ON A RESEARCH PAPER.  OH YEAH IM ALSO LAZY WHEN IT COMES TO THIS SITE.  YOU KNOW THIS IS REALLY A LAME PLACE AND IM USING THE SAME SOFTWARE I MADE MY PAGE FROM 4 YEARS AGO WITH.  BUT JUST YOU WAIT, I WAS TALKING TO A GUY WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET A COPY OF PHOTOSHOP FOR ME.  THEN WE"LL GET SOME GOOD BACKGROUNDS AND WHATNOT.  FOR NOW JUST LIVE WITH WHAT I'VE GOT ALLRIGHT?  OW MY FINGERS ARE HURTING, I NEED TO STOP TYPING.