You've read about 'em, but now of course you'll want to see 'em! In this section you'll find some quite lovely photos of the band, that were taken using a crap Supasnaps disposable camera and developed at Fotoshop on Bristol's high street. That explains why they're all grainy and shite (never trust a dyslexic company). But they'll give you some idea of what a fearsome bunch of guys we are. If you're using 800 x 600 screen resolution you'll have to do the annoying scrolly thingy, 'cos the photos are positioned over there -->
We'll start off with the only photo of the band as a whole, taken at a practice a couple of weeks ago. We're seldom seen as a sextet as at least one lamer comes up with a shite excuse as to why they can't attend practices.
The next bunch of photographs were taken at our last gig, by our roadie Toby. As you can see, Toby is a bit inept when it comes to taking photos, and no favours at all were done to their quality by having them processed at the local Fotoshop. Bastards!
The next set were all taken at a practice a couple of months ago, and at the piss-up that immediately followed. That's why there's no Nick in half of them as he had to leave us all to go on a hot date. There's no Kelly or Chris in any of them either, as they had yet to gravitate towards the Braai-Flace fold. I seem to remember my head being in a considerable amount of pain the following morning, and I was left with the urge to vow never to drink again. And I stuck to that vow. Nah, only kidding.
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