| Top ten fun things to do in or around an elevator. |
| 10. Get in a crowded elevator as an old man, stay near the door, and when you get to a floor that a lot of people have to get off, walk extremely slowly out the door. 9. If someone gets into the elevator with you and presses a button, say, "you're really pressing my buttons," then laugh REALLY hard until you get off, or until another person gets on and presses a button, then repeat. 8. As you walk out of the elevator, turn around and say, "your days are numbered." Then walk away. 7. If you walk into the elevator and someone else is in it, you look at them and look terrified, then say, "you're one of them." Then back out slowly. 6. Look at a person that is in an elevator down the hall, make sure they see you, then yell, "It's YOU!" then run at the elevator screaming just as the door closes and pound on the door a couple times. (make sure the door will close before you get there otherwise it will look stupid) 5. When someone gets into the elevator with you, look at them and say, "I remember you!" Then laugh for a while, and never say anything else. 4. Go in with a friend and when another person walks in, whisper and occasionally point at him, then start laughing. 3. Go in with another person and with a briefcase. Have one say, "do you have the device." Then the other person say, "yes, but its not set to go off for 2 minutes." Then put the briefcase down and both of you walk out. 2. Look at the person like you're trying to figure out a piece of abstract art. Then just go "hmmph," like you figured it out. 1. Walk into the elevator with a sledge hammer, holding it across your chest with both hands, then after a while, start singing a love song very loudly to the person next to you, make sure you have a lot of movement. |
| All of these only work if there is another person in the elevator, otherwise its just weird. |