| In Honor of my school, here are my Top 10 signs your going to a bad school |
| 10. Your milk cartons say Impeach Nixon. 9. The outhouse gets cleaned once a month. 8. Salmonella is the school mascot. 7. The Vice principal makes a weekly sacrifice on the stone alter in front of the main entrance. 6. Students are frequently being dragged into the shadows and not showing up the next day. 5. The dodge ball wall has been replaced with a firing range. 4. The only maps are drawn on ancient parchments. 3. The only motivational speaker that has ever been to your school was Edgar Allen Poe. 2. The school motto is "Don't drink the water" 1. Cheesecake is considered an educational subject. |