| Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear Your Doctor Say During An Operation |
| 10.So the liver isn't in the skull, great I just lost another 20 dollars. 9.Hey, where did my class ring go? 8.So, much, blood... feeling, woozy. 7.This isn't color coded like the book. 6.It won't work, huh? Well I'll show 'em! I'LL SHOW 'EM ALL! 5.Nurse, hand me the little metal cutty thingy. 4.Wow! What happened to this guy? Ouch! 3.Fire me will they! Well, we'll just see about that! 2.Woops! 1.Ok now, steady, this may be your first operation, but you can handle this, just cut here and, uh-oh... |