| Top Ten Signs That it's Almost Summer in Michigan. |
| 10.The Snow has almost thawed. 9.Hockey becomes a smaller subject to talk about than world events. 8.1 word, golf. 7.Instead of The 7 day forecast being 10, 30, 40, -20, 40, 11, 35, it is 40, 70, 30, 50, 10, 90, 63 6.People start asking their neighboors when their pool is going to be open. 5.People put away their old hunting gear, and begin purchasing gear for the next season. 4.People actually put away their snowmobiles, and then get out their dirtbikes and 4 wheelers. 3.The constant snow becomes a constant rain, which is then replaced by a one month drought, which is then followed by constant rain, and then the weather really gets bad. 2.The elderly start their annual migration back form their winter homes in Florida. 1.The orange barrels start blossoming along the roadside, then the construction workers come to admire their beauty. |