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Present...

The Horse's Mouth!
(Sometimes... You've just got to let them say it in their OWN Words!)

I offer No Excuses and No Apologies for the SoundBytes on THIS Page.
(They REALLY Said This Stuff!)

These SoundBytes have been taken Directly from the source -- As Indicated.

When possible, a link to the individual "Ministry" Web Site and/or Broadcast Archives will be provided.
(So, you won't have to take my word for it... You'll be able to check it out for yourself!)

And Remember,
If you heard it HERE...

You're Getting It Right From The Horse's Mouth!

Preacher	----	Kenneth Copeland Kenneth Copeland Ministries (Believer's Voice of Victory!)
Format	File Size	Description
RA	35.6 Kb	Physician Heal Thyself! When "faith alone" and the "laying on of hands" isn't quite enough... Ken recommends a pocket knife and a little self-mutilation. (Does Bob Larson know about this??)
RA	192 Kb	Copeland on Physics -- BVOV: 04/09/00. (The Law of Gravity Works... MOST of the Time) In his book, "Rescuing the Bible from Fundamentalism", Episcopal Bishop John Shelby Spong wrote: "Under the popularizing influence of astrophysicist Carl Sagan, we can now put the ascension into a new physiological context that reveals the inadequacy of biblical literalism. If Jesus ascended physically into the sky, and if he rose as rapidly as the speed of light (186,000 miles per second), he would not yet have reached the edges of our own galaxy." And now, in the words of Kenneth Copeland... Fundamentalism Responds. [Note: This soundbyte is presented in a format slightly condensed from that of the original broadcast. However, editing has not altered the meaning or the context.]

Preacher	----	Creflo Dollar World Changers Church International
Format	File Size	Description
RM	74.8 Kb	A Shaggy doG Story. Broadcast: 03/26/00 If you're ever approached by a dog with a bag of money in his mouth... Don't waste your time wondering where it came from... Just thank the Lord because... It's Yours Now!
RM	43.1 Kb	$anctify That Dirty Money! Broadcast: 03/26/00 Dr. Dollar's Three Easy Steps to Money Laundering: 1) Take that dirty money 2) Add it all up... and.... 3) Give 10% as a Tithe!
RM	18.9 Kb	The Buck Stops... Where? Broadcast: 03/26/00 Money is neither "good" nor "bad". It just depends on... who has it.
RM	33.8 Kb	Roll a Drunk for Jesus! Broadcast: 03/26/00 While the Lord watches over drunks and fools... Creflo cleans out their wallets!
RM	22.6 Kb	Christians Keep Passing the Buck! Broadcast: 03/26/00 Unbelievers Beware! Dollar's Disciples want to relieve you of that tremendous burden weighing you down... Your wallet!
wav	182 Kb	Money Will Make You Whole! This SoundByte came from Hank Hanegraff's "Bible Answer Man" Broadcast but... A quick visit Creflo's Broadcast Archives Should be enough to tell you Not to let THAT Dollar anywhere NEAR Your Wallet!

Preacher	----	Benny Hinn Benny Hinn Ministries
Format	File Size	Description
RM	99.1 Kb	Physician Heal Thyself! "This is Your Day" Broadcast Date: 03/30/00 - Benny was "sick as a dog" but, he watched his show, put his hands to the screen and... "in agreement with himself"... He was Healed!

Preacher	----	Dr. Noah Hutchings Southwest Radio Church (The Watchman on the Wall Program)
Format	File Size	Description
RA wav	33.8 Kb 327 Kb	Host Dr. Spargamino talks with Special Guest Mr. Charles Crismeir about his new book "Out of Egypt". Here, they discuss the Pharisees, the Prostitutes and... The attitude Jesus had towards them. (Broadcast Date: Feb. 15, 2000)
RA	119 Kb	"Breaking Up is Hard to Do" (Broadcast Date: July 17, 2000) According to Dr. Hutchings... The SuperContinent -- "Gondwanaland" -- broke apart (Very Quickly!) In the days of Peleg. And THAT... was the "motivation" for the building of the Tower of Babel. You see... The people were "Concerned"... because the Earth... was breaking up.

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