The Committee to Abolish $ectual Harrassment (C*A*$*H) is pleased to provide this opportunity for EVERYONE to have the various messages of the Lord sent Directly to YOUR Mailbox.
The religious organizations gathered together on this page... (Mostly Christian)... are kind to enough to offer their Pious Propaganda... (Ooops! I mean, "$piritual Reference Materials"!)... FREE of Charge.
Tapes! Tracts! Books! Even...
Bumper Stickers!!
Yes... Whether or not you choose to accept their deity... They WILL PAY to Send this stuff to You!! (Ooohh... Aren't YOU the Lucky One!)
This list is provided through the continuing efforts of MANY Devoted Volunteers who have gone to great lengths to search the internet (so you don't have to). For Future Updates... Pop on over to The BlasphemyVision Lounge and ask for... The Freebie of the Month! Meanwhile... "Ask and You SHALL Receive"!! Visit as many of these links as your stomach can handle and Order any or ALLL of these Great FREEBIES.
[If any of the links are broken... Hey! I'll get around to it!.... *-Sheesh!-*]
The Christophers Online - Christopher News Notes. Imagine... Little snippets of life, with scripture accompaniment... Intended to give you Courage in the face of diversity, to build your Faith in times of despair and... Guaranteed to make you wanna *-Puke!-* from so much "sweetness" gathered together in one place... ALLL of THIS... Delivered to your mailbox 10 times a year!... Well, Imagine NO Longer! Head on over there and Order... The Christopher's News Notes!
National Right to Work - Book. What?... How did THIS get in here? Okay... We'll just call it a "Public Service Announcement"... (Now, go get the book!)
The Armeggedon Bookstore- A chance to win a free book. SIX Prophecy books to choose from and a New Winner EVERY WEEK!! (Well, Ya never know... Are you feeling Lucky?)
Christian Identity - Information Packet. "Information"?... Hmmmm... Rather strange (and possibly dangerous) group who appear to be "Hooked on Phonics". (They insist on calling Mary's kid, "Yashua".) Well, they say it takes all kinds; but, if you're going to send away for this one... Remember the C*A*$*H FREEBIE Archives Motto... "The Best Freebie is a SAFE Freebie! Always use a Postal Box!"
Kent Hovind, Creation Scientist (?) - FREE full color catalog! The exclamation mark is his... The question mark is mine. (Creation "Scientist"?? *-sheesh!-*... Now, THERE's an Oxymoron for you!) Okay, you'll have to do a bit of hunting to actually FIND the "Freebie" here... (Hovind isn't advertising it too loudly.) Sooo... On the Homepage, select "About CSE" from the side menu. At the bottom of the "About" page... You'll find Kent's offer for a "FREE full color catalog!" *-Click-* on the link and *-swoosh-*... You will be Whisked away by Cyber-Magic... To the CSE Order Form. (*-whoopee-*... a catalog... I'm Thrilled... How about you?) Oh... and don't forget to sign up for the "Mailing List" to keep that JunkMail Rolling In!
Christian Biblical Church of God - Cassette Tapes and Assorted Literature. Let's see if I've got this straight... Once upon a time, Herbert W. Armstrong built an Evang-elastic Empire but, when he died, his son, Garner Ted... the Heir apparent to the Armstrong throne... was pushed aside, the throne was usurped by "Apostate" Pretenders and the Empire began to crumble as it came under the attack of the "Christian Research Institure" (CRI) and... The "Bible Answer Man"... Hank Hanegraff.
Eventually, in order to survive this Onslaught of Othodoxy, the Usurpers gave in to Hank's "Heretical" demands... THIS compromise with the "enemy" caused a rift within the former House of Armstong and, like a Phoenix rising from beneath the rubble... Sprang... The Christian Biblical Church of God!
Hey! You don't have to take MY word on it... You can learn ALL of this and MORE... Just Select "Tapes" from their Side Menu and Order up the FREEBIES!
Choose from the HUGE selection in their Mailings Archives... 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999... AND Don't forget to order the All Important... Care Pakages... ONE and TWO!
(I tell ya folks... Sign up for this one and those cassette tapes just keep on coming!)
700 Club - Factsheet. So, what are the Facts about this offer? Well, it's a One Time shot... Order your very own... Factsheet of the Month BUT, if you want any more... You're gonna have to Join the Club... and That'll cost ya!
($20 Bucks a MONTH??... *-sheesh!-*... One factsheet is PLENTY... Thank you very much.)
JOY 92: KSDA-FM - Book of the MONTH That's right, One FREE Book Every Month! Brought to you by the good people at... PROPAGANDA Radio! The Radio station run ENTIRELY by the Guam Micronesia Mission of the Seventh-day Adventist Church.
There's no real "order form" for this one... "E-mail" the station and ask for your Freebie.
Billy Graham Evangelistic Association - A BOOK! Pretty Cool Graphics on that Welcome Page! Ya know... Billy may be getting Older but his Organization is keeping up with today's Technology. Now, all you've got to do is... Follow the Footsteps... They will lead The Way to The FREEBIE!
The Voice of Prophecy - Bible Study and Booklet. Real Audio Broadcasts by Lonnie Melashenko... The "Voice of Prophecy" Radio Log, The "Discover" Bible Course AND... The Booklet... "A Suitcase Full of Faith"! All For FREE?? You betcha!... (Now, I ask ya... Does Life GET any better than THIS?)
McDonald Road Seventh-day Adventist Church - Book. When this link was first added to the Freebie Archives, these people were offering a free copy of Ellen G. White's book, "Steps to Christ". Since then, they have made the book available in an "On-line E-Text" Format.
The Hardcopy Offer is still on a valid webpage but... it appears as though they've disconnected it from their Homepage... Aaawww... (What the *-Heck!-*... Give it a shot! Ask them for the book... The Worst they can do is say, "No" and tell you to read it on-line!)
Isaiah58 - Tracts, Tapes and assorted Bible Study Literature!
These guys have got to be my favorite Freebie of all time... Sign up for the "Monthly Teaching Tape" and you'll soon see why! Their Tongue Talking antics will have you Rolling on the Floor in a spasm of Holy Laughter in NO Time Flat!!
Sometimes, we get tips about freebies that are NOT Offered on the Internet... (You know, "1-800-$pecial" Offers from Televangelists and Radio Ministries)... So... We are providing them here because... We CARE about your $piritual Wellbeing and... the best way for YOU to make YOUR Decision IS... To be INFORMED!!
(There... Now, when you call the number and they ask you how you heard about their offer... Tell them... "Someone who CARES" recommended it.)
Call 1-800-878-8414 and ask for the book "Becoming a Christian". ["Someone who CARES"... heard about it on WYLL, in Chicago: 106.7 FM, Chicago's Word.]
Call 1-800-604-2500. Ask for the "Character Matters Family Kit." ["Someone who CARES"... heard about it on WYLL, in Chicago: 106.7 FM, Chicago's Word.]
Just call: 1-800-772-8577 and ask for your free copy of the book "Zephaniah." ["Someone who CARES"... recommended it.]
Call 1-800-331-6407 and ask for the free "Mars Hill" demo tape. [Yeah, yeah... "Someone who CARES"... sent ya.]
Call 1-800-229-9673 Mon-Friday 8 am to 6 pm, and ask for Dr. D. James Kennedy's book "Beginning Again". ["Someone"... *-Sheesh!-*... Who CARES?]
*-Gee!-*... How can they afford to give away all this Great Stuff... for FREE??
Oh, Ye of Little Faith! GOD WILL Provide!!... But, of course, when he doesn't... THEN... One of our Good and Gawdly Links will stop offering Freebies... and... When THAT happens... You'll find their lifeless husk of a shell down here... at the Bottom of the C*A*$*H Freebie Archives Page.
Jews For Jesus - You gotta wonder about these people... Selling out for a "demi-god"? Yahweh must be RIGHT Ticked!
Ken Miller's Sermon Tape Library - Audio Cassette Tapes.
Poor Ken... I guess giving away "Up to 20 tapes a month!" finally got to him. He didn't just stop offering to give away Freebies... His WHOLE Website has... VANISHED! (Hey! Maybe he got caught up in the Rapture and... Nobody Noticed!)
Special Thanks to The Alaskan Atheist for keeping track of all of these links while I sat around poking my fingers through some of the MANY Holes in... The "Holy" Bible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I STOLE the Whole PAGE from him!... Big Deal!... Now there are TWO of these Archive Sites on the Net... You wanna Steal the page from ME??... GO AHEAD!!... The Stuff's FREE!!... Help Yourself!
