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| April 29th From an article on www.whitehouse.gov : President Announces Plans to Improve Access to Mental Health Care Our country must make a commitment: Americans with mental illness deserve our understanding, and they deserve excellent care. They deserve a health care system that treats their illness with the same urgency as a physical illness. As I have probably said on many occasions, I think it is disgusting when politicians take advantage of their positions to try and obtain privilages, particularly personal health care. March 20th After the appalling way the elections in Zimbabwe were handled, the Bush regime *ahem* �administration�, has felt it necessary to issue the following statement: �The Bush administration is appalled that something such as this can happen in this age of democracy. What Robert Mugabe has done is clearly theft of intellectual property. We came up with this idea first!� However, the Bush administration's initially impressive 350 page document drawn up on the case was made to look rather weak when it was discovered that the document was severely misspelled, was written on the back of Al Gore ballot papers from Florida, and on several occasions appeared to be confused between Robert Mugabe and someone called �Sadam Who-Sane�. George W. Bush is reported to have personally draw up the document. February 25th I would like to correct a mistake made on this page yesterday which may have been confusing to many, particularly Texans. George W. Bush is not infact King. He only thinks he is. February 24th I would like to apologise for my absence for the past week as I was on holiday. No, on second thoughs I won't apologise, George W. Bush can get away with only doing his job 50% of the time, why should I be any different? Oh yeh, that's right, he's King............... In a Guardian article entitled "Essex boys sign up for 'holy war'", it appears some hard-line fanatics are attempting to create "an Islamic Republic of Great Britain". This would mean that we would get none of the advantages of having a monarch, would have to put up with officially supported religious fanatics on a daily basis, and everyone would eat curry. The greatest danger I can see in this is that this revolution takes place and no-one notices the difference. |