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| February 14th We again bring you a summary of today's proceedings against Slobodan Milosovich: Court resumes. Milosovich brings in 400 pages of evidence for his defense. 400 page documents found, upon closer inspection, to be Al Gore ballot papers from Florida. Milosovich tells court that he believes that it is illegal. Judge tells Milosovich where he can stick his beliefs. February 13th The trial of Slobodan Milsovich began in the Hague today and, for the benefit of our readers on a tight schedule, here is an abbreviated summary of today's proceedings: Trial begins. Court adjourned. However, for those readers on a slightly more flexible schedule, here is a slightly less abbreviated summary: Trial begins. Milosovich tells judge he does not think much of the court. Judge tells Milosovich to stop chatting ****. 300 page document brought in containing charges against Milosovich. Document whittled down to 13 pages after 287 pages are found to be Al Gore ballot papers from Florida. Trial adjourned. Milosovich's Legal advisors release official statment that fro the duration of the trial he will lie through his teeth. February 9th Ok, not news, but something I feel needs saying. I found this site today, by some guy named Jack Chick. This guy's some kinda Christian fanatic, his site critises a lot of other religions. In critisism of Islam it talks of scientific inaccuracies in the Qur'an, about it saying the Earth is flat. No. 1: I seem to remember the Earth being flat being somewhere in the Bible. No. 2: Who's religious book has a bit about someone rising from the dead in it? Last time I checked it was christianity. (That's a classic mistake in literature: bringing back a character that you've already killed off) That was a long time ago, they may have ammended that bit by now, I dunno. February 8th Well, it seems Blair is answering his globe-trotting critics by pressing for western engagement in Africa. Hmmmm. Surely the more engaged he is in Africa the more globe trotting he will be doing. And the more he will get critisised. So the more he will press for more engagement in foreign countries. So the more he will be away from Britian. Somebody stop these irrisponsible critics or we'll never see Tony blair again! The Guardian website writes, "The home secretary, David Blunkett, today squared up for a fight with the Police Federation." Yeh, well, we all remember what happened the last time an MP got in a fight don't we? You have to be blind not to see how this one's gonna finish......... |