Space. It's a very odd place. It has to be if its got this lot in it. These are the adventures of the first USS Secondprize, and its mission to boldly rediscover what has already been seen before in countless other series.
Same old ship. Same old aliens. Same old jokes.

The Stories

Pilot

The story that started it all. When Starfleet gives the Captaincy of the USS Enterprise to Jonathan Archer, Cornelius McAllister does what he must to command an NX-class starship. Of course, the starship isn't what he thought it would be, and there's annoying Vulcans and a temporal anomoly all thrown in there as well.

Broken Arrow

With a full crew the Secondprize sets out on its first mission: taxi duty. Enlisted to ferry a wayward targ back to the Klingon Empire the Secondprize must get past alien rivals which may not want Klang the targ to be re-united with his master, the Klingon High Chancellor.

Beuaty is in the Eye of the Beholder

Starfleets mission is to explore space and broaden mankinds horizon, something which flimsy colony ships had long been doing. The Secondprize is assigned to find one of these long lost colony ships, the first ever. But its never going to be that easy.

Luck of the Irish

The USS Secondprize, NX-02, has just succesfully made first contact with a weird race of small ginger-haired people. But when the locals turn out to be not so friendly and the Captains are captured, who's going to be able to save the ship?

Inquisition

Following an unsuccessful first contact with a strange new race the Secondprize, NX-02, finds itself under investigation by Starfleet by Starfleet Intelligence after several tools and parts appear to be stolen by the perplexing aliens.

One Man and His Dog

The USS Secondprize, NX-02, comes across a subspace anomaly, however despite the efforts of the crew nobody actually knows what the anomaly is or what it does. That is before Captain Cornelius McAllister and his dog Richelieu disappear and find themselves in an alien environment.

Secondprize Silly Sonnet

The Secondprize Silly Sonnet is the perfect evidence for why some authors should never attempt poetry. But it has been done: an all-new USS Secondprize, NX-02 adventure, all in rhyming couplets. Things will never be the same again. Dr.Seuss would love this.

Some Pun Incolving a Reflective Object
Series Finale

Nearly ten years after its maiden voyage the USS Secondprize, re-registered NX-00, is about to depart on its last mission, although those involved may not know that. With ten years of deep space run-ins, mishaps and problems causing tension on board the ship, the crew must face an enemy they have not met before, an enemy that does not come from the *normal* universe.

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