"But..." He began wanting to feel useful.
Holding up a hand, "Julian, I'm sorry but in your condition you'd be a hindrance." Saying her peace she and Dax stormed off towards the turbolift.
Muttering angrily to himself, "I hate being pregnant."
~*~*~*~*~
Security personnel were no where to be seen. Nobody wanted to get close enough to bring the unholy bitch down. Everyone on board who did get close enough to get a good look at the dreaded Mary Sue, ran away screaming and flailing their arms. Even the 'fearless' Odo ran away. He gave the excuse of having to regenerate, saying tootles to all.
Garak had retreated back into his shop. Worrying the whole time about his precious Julian and their unborn child. (I'd like to see how that kid would turnout.) The whole time he was cursing about 'that bitch of a writer' for putting his Julian in danger. He might of once been in the Obsidian Order, but they sure as hell never trained him to go up against a Mary Sue.
Quark had long ago taken refuge in one of his holosuites hoping this Mary Sue person wouldn't find him. (Come on people, no one ever said he was bright.) He had chosen a program containing many, many people in it, praying if she did decide to enter, she wouldn't be able to find him.
~*~*~*~
Sitting in her mother's one bedroom apartment, the writer couldn't stop giggling as she continued to freak out her characters.
~*~*~*~
The turbolift stopped it's descent on the promenade. Dax and Kira covertly slithered out. Keeping close to the walls the whole time and not wishing to draw attention to themselves, they moved forward giving each other silent hand signals the whole time.
Accidentally giving Kira the finger, Dax desperately tried to apologise to no avail. Keeping quiet, Kira walked up to her and bopped her a good one upside the head. Kira kept walking and Dax gave her a dirty look.
They kept up their version of guerilla warfare tactics, until they found who they were looking for. Seeing their prey walk around gawking at everything, they snuck up on her. Pulses racing faster than warp 9.9999, they made their move.
~*~*~*~
Julian walked around Ops, checking up on the crew. Worf remained on the floor, the shock having been too much for him. O'Brien was still gulping down the cheap ass whiskey, singing about Leprechauns. Sisko was in a fetal position sucking on his thumb, muttering something about wanting his mother.
Having swept up the ashes of the vaporized crewmembers, Julian sat down on the floor. He had spent the rest of his time eating ration bars he had found under one of the consoles. Bored out of his mind he silently sang along with O'Brien.
All of a sudden his stomach lurched. Damn! Shouldn't of eaten all those damn freeze dried bricks. He thought as he bent forward and vomited. I really, really hate being pregnant!
~*~*~*~*~
Click, click. Bwahahaha!
Click, click
~*~*~*~*~
Mary Sue kept walking around the station, eyes wide open, looking like a tourist. She spotted a cute brunette walking by her quickly. She stepped up to him, "Excuse me?" She began. The brunette stopped when he heard the polite inquiry. Slowly he turned around to face the voice. Recognizing who this woman was, the brunette took his phaser, pointed it to his head and fired.
It took a few minutes for Mary Sue to realize what had happened. Thinking it to be a figment of her imagination, she shook it off and continued her touring.
~*~*~*~*~
Kira silently walked through the passageway. Dax following. Kira stopped right behind Mary Sue. She held up her hand, signaling Dax's stop. Seeing Kira aim her rifle, Dax raised her Bat'leth high above her head.
Sensing someone behind her, Mary Sue turned around. Before she could ask them what they were doing, Kira fired her rifle. "Ouch!" Was all Mary Sue said before she hit the deck like a sack of potatoes.
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