"Yes!" Kira shouted happily. She began to jump around doing the happy dance. Too busy woohooing, Kira didn't see Mary Sue getting up until Dax warned, "Kira, watch out!" Turning, she barely missed being touched by the devil woman. Growling Klingon death cries, Dax swung her Bat'leth decapitating the infuriating woman. Not taking any chances, Dax began hacking Mary Sue's corpse to pieces.
Seeing Jadzia covered with blood and guts, Kira walked over to her, "Hey! I think she's dead." Dax looked up, smiled and wiped her Bat'leth off on her pant leg. Beaming with pride, "Can't be too careful when dealing with a Mary Sue," Dax replied grinning.
"True. Now let's get communications back on," Kira said heading back the way they came. Spitting on the remains of the shedevil, Dax ran after Kira.
~*~*~*~*~
Still in a drunken stupor, O'Brien staggered over and sat next to Bashir. Leaning into the good Doctor, "Do you know where those damn Leprechauns went?"
Fanning the air in front of him, "Woowee! Go breath somewhere else," Julian commented. O'Brien gave him a lopsided grin. "Okay," he belched.
Bashir rolled his eyes. Just than, Julian heard the turbolift approaching. Fearing it might be that damn woman, Mary Sue, he picked up what was left of the ration bars. Readying himself, he stood up. Hand poised back to start tossing food bricks. He dropped his hand and the nasty tasting rations when he saw who had emerged from the 'lift.
Seeing the state in which Dax had arrived, "Did you get her?" Julian asked hopefully.
Grinning from ear to ear, "Hell yeah! Had fun doing it too."
Hearing the happy outburst from Jadzia, the Ops crew stood up from their hiding places. There were loud hoops and hollering coming from everyone. Sisko thanked every God there was that the butchering had been a success.
Kira walked over to where O'Brien was sitting, "Chief, we need you to get communications back online."
Getting up on unsteady feet, "I'm on it." He staggered over to the communication console. After punching a few buttons, he growled and kicked the console. The thing lite up like a Christmas tree. "I fixed it!" He proudly announced.
"Good," Sisko said as he made his announcement station wide. He turned towards Kira and Dax, "I'm putting you both in for commendations." They turned to each other and smiled.
Having finally regained consciousness, "Why the hell did this happen in the first place?" Worf asked angrily.
"It was that fucking writer's fault!" Came the reply from the turbolift. Everyone looked over to see Garak coming out of the 'lift.
Seeing his husband, "Elim! You're ok!" Julian cried running to his man.
"Thankfully. I'm glad you weren't hurt, my dear," Garak replied hugging his emotional husband.
Breaking into their cutsy reunion, "Bitch!" Everyone yelled looking up.
Running a hand over his bald head, "I'm giving everyone on station a week of leave," Sisko announced. A thunderous cheer went up.
Growling, "Sir, what about station security," Worf asked cutting into the good cheer of Ops.
"If anyone asks, tell them what happened here. I'm sure noone will ask any questions."
Looking up at Worf, "Believe me, Lieutenant. After everyone finds out what went on, no one will want to take over the station. On the contrary, they'll probably feel sorry for us and send supplies," Garak said still holding Bashir in a protective embrace.
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