| "The other mammals beat the hell out of the marsupials." - Professor Cain "The marsupials had a hell of a fun time down in Australia where there were no other mammals to beat the hell out of them." - Professor Cain "So, those poor fishermen went to Walmart and got lots of blue tarp and they drug* it around the fish." - Professor Macinko (*it should have been the word 'dragged'.) "Your entire career is dependent on this one three-hour exam. So people jump out of buildings and things like that." - Professor Macinko "You'd get a lot farther if you didn't use the word 'subsistance' but instead called it 'meat fishing.' " - Professor Macinko "I wonder if impoisonment is a word." - Professor Macinko "This fine arts building was built in the 60s period that I like to call 'early halucinagenic.' The reason it looks like it's going to fall down any minute is that there are no right angles." - Professor Conley "Imagine if you were trying to gill net children. You'd have a big mesh net and a tot with his head stuck in it." - Professor Macinko "They may even look like tires, well...that's because they are tires." - Professor Macinko "We didn't have people out there. Well, we didn't have white people out there. We had people out there, but not people that count." - Professor Macinko "Not only do people fight over baseline, they fight over rocks." - Professor Macinko "The proverbial putting old people out on ice flows." - Professor Macinko "I examine off the reading." - Professor Macinko "We keep destroying all this good agricultural land. What are we going to feed these people? And don't tell me fish. Just talk to those marine scientists. There aren't enough bloody fish either." - Professor Cain "Ooh, I got my air; right here in this bag. It's mine, mine, mine." - Professor Macinko "The tramp vessel was much like her human female counterpart. She was dirty, unpainted, and went around the world picking up cargo to make money." - Professor Marti "Pineapples reduce the need for lashing." - Professor Marti "What's everybody doing in the dark? (flips light switch) I like playing God." - Professor Marti "That, is physical weathering: A pain in the ass every spring." - Professor Cain "We've got some good questions this morning. Maybe you are more awake then I am." - Professor Cain "The ratio of consonants to vowels is very unfortunate." - Professor Conley "Even though it seems like we're climbing up a hill with a bunch of bocci balls rolling down on us. We're really making progress." - Professor Conley "When in doubt, sing a 'g'. I didn't say that." - Professor Conley "Lento: good soup, great tempo." - Professor Conley "It's rubber-cement-thumb time." - Professor Conley "Hear the pitch, feel the pitch, be the pitch." - Professor Conley " 'Dush' is the word for 'soul' in case you were wondering." - Professor Conley "Ties?" - Student "Are good. A Mr. Roger's look is also fine." - Professor Conley "This whole piece happens through the o-zone." - Professor Conley "Sanitary landfills, now there's an oxymoron. It's almost as good as business ethics." - Professor Cain "If the waters rise fast, you don't have time to get Granny out of the basement or wherever you've stuffed her." - Professor Cain "It started at the beginning, and ended at the end." - Professor Marti "He hasn't done too much wrong, but he hasn't done too much right either. He hasn't done much of anything except sit up in his little governor's office or wherever he sits." - Professor Marti "Birth, death, hopping on covered wagons and moving in and out." - Professor Macinko "Suppose I've dug the hole with the backhoe, let it fill up with rain water, and we've filled it full of fish, but we're all vegans and we just sit around the edge looking at it and we feel good about it." - Professor Macinko "It should be $25, but in South County even $15 is like ringing out someone's pocket." - Professor Conley "Bring your chair, claim your property, and let's fight it out." - Professor Conley "Remember that you have these little lemming moments where you just jump right off." - Professor Conley |