"For some reason, I just looked in the mirror and thought 'my head is too small.'" - Monique
"But I don't see how dumping laundry detergent on you would improve your situation any. You'll have to explain that to me later." - Tim P.
tam21983: do you think Cain would go as so far as to give the same exam?
tam21983: as the one you took?
tam21983: which I have
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"Freedom, ladies and gentlemen, is great. and above all, we must never again fear the deceitful dictators we created including my own government. American stands committed to broken treaties, to kill innocent lives so that wickedness will be the world on a massive scale. The United States, Iraq, Afghanistan and beyond are side...by side in violent ambitions but not peace. Without my country there can be no justice, just futher destruction." - my personal favorite effort at making Bush sound really stupid
"Rebecca's going to drop out of school and start a circus with me as the main attraction." - Mike
"Reba, if we're 35 and not married we should get married and we can make a movie about it." - LeighAnn
"He's a massive gamer/dancer and I'm like...not." - LeighAnn
"Western Massachusetts should be its own state. Since Rhode Island wants to be part of Mass anyway, eastern Mass and Rhode Island can join together." - Me
"They can call it Rhodychusetts." - LeighAnn
"Don't tell me you aren't all-knowing too. First the teleportation thing and now this. I had you pegged all wrong. Sheesh!" - Dan
TOADST001: the biblical word for man is "ish"
TOADST001: who is surprised?
"You know I love you for more than just the cookies. the raisins and soda too". - Darlene
"Oh, what crazy adventures you can have with previously baked goods and microwave ovens." - Courtney
"I should just take my roommate's and tell her to eat my dick since it was either her or one of her loser friends that broke my chair." - Katie
TOADST001: 2 guesses as to who is on computer #2
RebeleckaAcceber: do I have to guess?
TOADST001: 2 words
TOADST001: "irish curse"
"We need to fix the ball placement right now. It's not hanging the right way." - Mike
GL DramaQueen42: sleep sweet my little googliepuff schnookums
"Aloysious just took a digger into my cereal." - Monique
neverman56: cyanide and arsenic
neverman56: what drugs did you think I was going to give you?
"Roller coasters and head injuries aren't related? Then what happened to me." - LeighAnn
"Why is Jill caressing that man's head?" - Cassie
"For a second I thought it was Britney and then I thought it was a man." - Monique
"We need a new word for 'American suffering' because it's not really suffering. Then we can write an entire dictionary about it and analyize the American psyche. 'How To Be An American' or...'why the rest of the world thinks we suck.' " - Monique and I
"Tomorrow is a busy day. At 6:00 there's the peace vigil, at 8:00 the war starts, and at 10:00 there's new South Park." - Monique
"I want to corn myself again." - Betty
"Look, it's the four dorkquads of the a'pork'alypse." - Monique
"Once, I sewed my toes together." - Monique
"And this one time...at yearbook camp." - Tim P.