"i'll admit im drink so beers and feelin good." -Jay
"that is, unless fishing lures and flip-flops are commonplace in easter baskets." - Tim P.
"I think he just usurped Bono, he's the number 1 guy I want to fuck." - Mo
"Rock burrito, rock burrito, I don't like rock burritos." - MOMO
"I'd say ask your RA but I doubt that'd get you anywhere." - Jeff (talking about one of his fellow RAs)
"Why do people always leave food in our room? do they want us to get fat? what do I look like? a garbage disposal?" - Me
"Yeah...Yes to the people wanting us to get fat part...not...." - Mo
"He's not having a happy time and I can't help but feel that some of that is probably my fault." - Me
"You're probably right." - Mo
"I feel kinda backwards, but I think it's just my brain." - Me
"No, I'm the bigger procrastinator, why do you think you were born first?" - Ella
"If I seduce Tim in the bushes, will you still love me?" - Mo
"I'd love you more." - Me
"Great, now I have to do it. I'll just make sure there's no blue lights he can run to." - Mo
"Monkey's don't use deordorant." - the director
"It's called a shower, and I smell *bad*" - some kid
(this conversation was overheard as we walked by a rehearsal room on the way to chorus.)
"Did you just go get candy? You did, didn't you?" - Mo
"You're such a goddamn spaz, but then, I'm the one singing about a rock burrito." - Mo
"You told me to remind you to do something, and all I can think of is pineapple." - Mo
"I get those same emails. Do you want a bigger penis, webcams, and dental coverage. Evidently I have bad teeth and no penis." - Mo
"You're just falling apart." - Professor Vaughn
"I know, they seem to want pictures though because they keep trying to sell me a webcam." - Mo
"There's a dent in your bed." - Mo
"Yeah, but it's from Tim's ass, so it's fine." - Me
"The shirt I had on yesterday was a mad cleavage shirt." - Me
"Yearh it was, I was looking at your boobs, and I didn't even want to." - Mo
"Those Southern Baptists, singing about their blonde Jesus." - Mo
"I wonder if I sleep really close to the wall, and I sneeze hard enough if I'd break my own nose." - Mo
"If we were any closer I'd have you feel my butt." - Mo
Neverman56: I have a friend from home threatening to come up here and kidnap several of my friends from up here
RebeleckaAcceber: why?
neverman56: something about thinking that some people sound a lot like others but then she commented that she would have to kidnap you and find out for sure
RebeleckaAcceber: just me?
neverman56: come to think of it....yeah, she did just mention you...
swimminfairy2: I know what you mean lima bean!
RebeleckaAcceber: you're so weird
swimminfairy2: hehe :-)
RebeleckaAcceber: that's why I love you
"I just want to put a note on the mirror that says, 'what are you people eating that you're crapping out half a paper clip?'" - Mo
RebeleckaAcceber: did you see this?
popolitokonkoko: lol
RebeleckaAcceber: it's kinda sad in it's own new hampshire sort of way
popolitokonkoko: ahh acceber you're crackin me up
Ssorca19: hmmm... i gotta say... the president definitely sucks. I hope he falls overboard. loser, get your ass off the tv. dude, if i was on that boat, i'd shoot him myself. This would be the time for our enemies to sink a couple torpedos into the side of that boat...and whats w/ the people in the insanely bright jackets? i'd rather see the look on his face as the boat blew up behind him. someone get this ass off the stage.ok, and no one told him about that whole separation of church and state, cuz hes quoting bible shit. Our president really is a dumbass. Messed up my whole tv schedule. Jerk.
swimminfairy2: ~Oh no! Rebecca is drowning in her paper, its pulling her down... Super Lifeguard Claire to the rescue, the whistle blows, Claire enters the water, swimming quickly to her victim, she reaches Rebecca and pulls her from the icy grip of her paper. Claire brings Rebecca to saftey, where Rebecca realizes the danger she was in and is overjoyed at being rescue from her paper and vows to be careful when she writes her next paper~
Silversunset42: sweet dreams my little love-muffin..
Silversunset42: i hope my snoogly woogly had fun making her banana wana bread
"I have both a beanie baby raccoon and a moose-raccoon!" - Ella
RebeleckaAcceber: hey heath
Elwyndas5: no
RebeleckaAcceber: no?
Elwyndas5: you can't borrow my ban saw.
neverman56: well...i do not envy you the job you will have in the morning, but in the meantime sleep well and dream of large toddlers
tam21983: jesus bex, make up my mind
"I should have ended it in the summer when I liked him still." - Darlene
"Good night, Brig, I'll see you sometime tomorrow." - Darlene
"If I'm not dead by then." - Brigette
"Maybe I'll come down and see your face." - Darlene
"I have a swing obsession; it's almost as bad as my milk addiction." - Darlene (the two of us go through a gallon of milk every three days.)
"Is that Orlando Bloom?" - Ashley
"Yup" - Me
"You are officially cool." - Ashley
"It's like fixing a spoon; why?" - Monique
"Somewhere, some scientist in Germany is saying, 'hmm, the spoon, I think I'll improve on that'" - Dawn
"We'll call it 'Holy Shit That's Cool.'" - Monique on our plan to make millions
PiXiE The Mo: I just nearly had a heart attack
RebeleckaAcceber: why?
PiXiE The Mo: i went back into the bathroom to put the water in the tank and Spider Dan was lyin on the counter after some crazed escape attempt. He's ok but man, he could have gone down the sink! I had to grab him by the tail and drop him back in his cup. I think he was like, oh thank god, i thought i was gonna die! That's the vibe I got from him. Now hes in the tank and he's like, water water water yay water
Silversunset42: do you realize how many of our warmups in chorus were pagan chants????????
"I'm not a man...not anymore." - Karen
"Me and my chemistry book are getting it on tonight." - Brigette
"You're a fish, what are you going to do about it?" - Mo to SpiderDan
"Poop in his water." - Karen
PiXiE The Mo: I swear to god i'm not really as stupid as i act.
PiXiE The Mo: i just tried to IM you, and instead IMed myself
PiXiE The Mo: yes, yes i did
PiXiE The Mo: i've just drooled all over myself
PiXiE The Mo: put that one in your away message and smoke it :-P
RebeleckaAcceber: I just realized that I'm sitting quite comfortably cross-legged on my yoga ball. I'm so strange
PiXiE The Mo: you are very strange
PiXiE The Mo: I am sitting in my chair which i made very tall last night i got tired of looking up at my computer
RebeleckaAcceber: I went to eat my yogurt so I had to take my hands off the keyboard and I realized I was trying very hard to keep my balance, at which point I realized that I didn't have my feet on the floor
PiXiE The Mo: You ROOOL
~phone rings~
Me: Hello?
Ella: Hi
Me: Hi, Ella
Ella: Mom wants a paring knife for Christmas